I'm my next life, I better be able to afford to shop there, instead of looking lustfully through the catalog while I sit on the toilet.

No one pays for porn anymore. If they wanted to make money off her nudes she should have been holding a Coke or pushing a Dyson.

Great, now the only cool, laid back TSA agent is going to get fired.

The Navy pulled out all 4 of my wisdom teeth while I was in bootcamp. Pretty much their standard operating procedure. You're back running with your division the next morning with a mouth full of bloody drool.

Why couldn't she use her own public hair?

Looking at the photos, did they host the fetus' funeral at a convention center?

I'm a woman and probably not going to see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo because I already watched the first film and don't feel a need to see it again.

Why would you eat at Fridays while in NYC?

I wonder what type of contract penalty will be imposed by Hef/Playboy since Lindsay failed to promote her spread?

Gloria Estefan recently hosted an Obama fundraiser.

The early 90s were such a magical time.

Hold on to 16 as long as you can.

Star-studded yet her husband is absent..... Another celeb couple bites the dust.

Isn't that the way to do it?

She all like, "rock me, Sexy Jesus."

Are Lea Michele and Ashton boning? Is there a blind item about them?

You're thinking of Tracey, the woman she was with for about two years and had six children. Rosie dumped her and her chicken coop, then moved on to this one.

I was a big fan of the radio show too. Talk radio was the perfect format for Rosie. When her O show fails, I hope she'll return to Sirius. Poor Tracy and lil' Wyatt (and all her kids). Hope Rosie throws some college money their way.

I don't like this Michelle Rounds woman at all. Team Tracy Katchick-Anders.