When did Ellen become a hard-hitting off-book journalist?

The security guard didn't take the girl's hand off Lautner....

My kid is almost 8 and loves Glee. Should I let her watch this sexxxy episode?

Okay, I'm a social worker and not a mathematician. Eddie Murphy makes $2.70 for every $1 he's paid and that's considered overpaid? Still looks like a sweet profit to me.

You learn how to be a woman from watching your mother. While everyone loves Sharon Osbourne's television persona, she was a shrewd, cruel player in the industry before she was Disney-fied.

When my daughter was an infant/toddler, we experienced this strange sleep synchronicity where I would wake moments before she cried out for me. Even though she is now 7 and sleeps on a different floor, I still have a startle response and awaken when she wakes or moves during the night. Have any other mother's…

How long until P&G starts marketing disposable pads to these young women?

Good luck!

This one? [www.songmeanings.net]#73015955246

If you felt a connection, apologize immediately. Next date should be alcohol-free.

I gave a $50 Target giftcard, but I was a single-mother/student/full-time worker and really had to keep an eye on my pennies back then.

Dash.

Lovin' this comedy skit.

It's funny because it's true.

Kirstin Wiig was born to play Kris Jenner!

My daughter is 8 and she's a Beiber fan. She told me that some of the older girls on the school's playground told the younger girls that Beiber is now a dad. I used this gossip to open a dialogue about safe sex. Thanks, Beibs!

Usher ain't getting any woman pregnant...

I know I can't be the only Jezzie who suspects that Bruce Jenner is Khloe's biological father?...

What's the difference between those necklaces and the shit Gwen Stefani has been selling for a few years? (Other than the toxic lead and cadmium.)