Sure - she wasn't paid for the "interview" — but someone got paid for the photo rights.

Sexiest Vulcan EVER!

Watch the classic 90s teen-tech film HACKERS. Her current face is proof of better living through science.

My heart really goes out to Amber. I hope she is able to find an effective therapist and work through this all. It gets better, honey. So many people are out there ready to exploit her and she has a history of poor decisions, but I'd really like to see her pull through. Honestly, I was about to cry when I read…

They also sell those shirts in the merch stand.

Eat it, Kurt Hummel.

I'm a Roo veteran (didn't go this year because the line up is ass). The ONLY reason to go into the comedy tent is for the airconditioning. 3-days out in the Tennessee heat KILLS. I'd sit through some lame comedian in order to get some cool air for an hour.

Damn, that's hot.

Guess Emma Watson reenrolled in school so she wouldn't have to start repaying those student loans.

I'd move back to NY to happily cast a vote for Baldwin.

I've never been a Jennifer Lopez fan, but my heart really goes out to her over this whole sex tape fiasco. Could you imagine someone so intimate watched by 1 billion people. The Korean news animation clips alone would keep me locked in the house for months, if I were in her shoes.

Word on hotel swimming pools. Thousands spent on a Disney vacation and the kiddo was happiest in the off-site hotel pool.

Thank you, Mr. Duhamel. I haven't watched AMC in years, but I definitely catch your clips when they hit YouTube.

Price Hill Chili!

Wedding industry folks: Pay close attention to this wedding because you'll be asked to duplicate it on the cheap for the next few years. Personally, I'd like to have the wedding scene from COMING TO AMERICA, except that I'm white and look like Blossom.

Oh, Blake Lively, if my nude photos looked that good I wouldn't be sick of myself.

I have a MSW.

I've been a Victim Advocate for criminal cases similar to this and I just can't do it anymore.

And unlike my chances when I was 12, M-PG might actually marry me this time around because he needs a place to stay or health insurance.

Oh, Molly, the only reason why people are talking about you today is because you dropped an old-timey blind item about your momma. You're no better than Ted Casablanca and the three interns that work under that moniker.