Okay, I know Ms. Zellweger has been a beard for a while.... Was her relationship with Jack White real?

Remember when Cooper used to be referred to as VGBB (Victor Garber's Bottom Bitch)? Moving up in the world, Mr. Cooper — you're now the top story.

Ryan Murphy should ship Gwyneth off to Blaine's school and spin them off.

I figure that Gilbert G. wanted out of his contract so pulled a Michael Richards.

Sold!

He will always be Victor Garber's exboyfriend to me.

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,

Maybe it's all the Alex Jones in the media and I've sipped at the conspiracy punch bowl for too long, but I suspect that Madam O is only bringing a wildcard (bitches!) like Rosie O'Donnell aboard so that she can blame her for the demise of the network. Let the record show that the network is in severe trouble months…

Not even the Church of $cientology can save this man now.

Doesn't look all that different than what is offered at Deb's for $79.99.

As a collective, I don't think there is much discussion of his suicide attempt because we all genuinely enjoy him as a comedic actor and hate to think that he is in pain.

I listen to Rosie's radio show religiously and figured the GF moved out before Xmas because there was no mention of how Tracey's two special needs sons enjoyed the holiday.

Maybe they liked down pillows and duvets?

My heart goes out to all the Barnes and Noble workers that will have to scrub off all the Hitler moustaches on the bookcovers nightly before they're allowed to go home.

Honey, please stop listening to Nancy Grace inbetween Jersey Shore commercials.

Hope she recovers quickly. Sadly, her live stroke is a great career move.

New spoiler about Blaine, which ties into your post, on TWOP spoiler thread closed it down.

I like to pretend it is 2002 and she is singing this song to Ben Affleck because he started dating J.Lo.

Has Posh Spice been to Cyprus lately?

FACT: Franco can do no wrong.