@WashingMyHair: Those kids are probably smarter than half of us who post here, myself included, of course. They were bioengineerened by the UN to run this world one day.

It isn't 'babysitting' when you parent your child, Jackass.

@AthertonMerriweather: Loop or Poop?

My bag:

The things you can do with items found at a remnants sale...

@mrsjakeryan: In those photos where she and Lohan are playing around with knives, Vanessa looked quite skilled with a blade.

@midwesternmom: 101 Dalmations?

How old is Mondo?

Pray this child has better parents than Michael and Dina Lohan.

@BelleBreezing: Joan's husband isn't just some cornfed Joe coming into basic training as a private with zero education and little skill. He is an Officer and a physician (or surgeon?) and will have privileges based on his rank and status. In the 60s, you could easily sneak a woman (or a man) into the barracks, I bet…

@Rosie's Revenge: Roger wouldn't kill himself - he's heart attack bound.

I usually buy my NFL jerseys and tshirt from the boys section. A woman can save $40 to $50 on what looks like the same damn jersey.

First, Eddie Fisher. Second, Glorida. Celebrity deaths always come in threes. Who is next?

Anyone remember when Lourdes was a mysterious baby unveiled on the Rosie O'Donnell show? Can't believe she's already wearing club gear. Where the hell has my adulthood gone?

@Hortense Smith: Should have ended this post with two snaps and a twist.

As much as I love to see photos of the Jolie-Pitt children grow, the mob of photographers is disgusting. How do I wean myself of these kids so that they can go to a birthday party without 150 cameras in their face.

Rudd, you say? Pics or it didn't happen!

Always wanted a guy like Chainsaw from 'Summer School.'

Afterall, those shoes do look like they were stolen from the 'Telephone' video jailhouse scene.

I never cared for her as an actress but I can't help but feel bad for Joely Fisher. Can't even getting billing in her dad's obit. :(