I believe sums it up quite well.

Living in Cambridge, England, I pay about $9.78 a gallon for regular unleaded. Yup, it's that bad.

"The light was yellow sir."

What it does is the operator looks around for someone using a mobile phone, they point the big red arrow at them, and then security bundles out them stadium. We haven't got the budget left for actual working electronics.

It'll be a sad day when I can't buy a manual any more. My manual gives me better mileage, more power when I need it, and most importantly more control. Don't ever take my control from me.

You got the Joke! Congrats!

Its a Harley from the 1800's!

The 80's called. They want their video technology back.

British Leyland went for a cost cutting "that'll do" approach. Just saying...