ME NEXT! ME NEXT!

God damn it, and so the celebrity death wheel starts once more.

EA Sports: It's in the game.

Nobunaga's Ambition and Kamen Rider Rebirth, anyone?

As with Gundam, Riders have just getting "prettier" and prettier... until they actually ARE women.

Buddy, special facelift or not, just playing the God Hand I know and love on another console years later is good enough for me.

:3 .....aaaaaaaand scene~

Force of habit, gah! Whenever I see "Sonic" mentioned, I think there's some kind of lurking outsider who is all like "ZOMG SONYK IS DED", but that wasn't the case here.

Oh, right. Something about hedgehogs, whining fans, and me still buying it day one, yes?

I prefer a Hawaiian Punch actually.

But does he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

WHICH THEN BRINGS ME TO MARIO. FAT BASTARD HAS 8362367633 PROFESSIONS BUT NOT ONE WATCH.

THEN WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR?!

"Sonic The Fighters?! You've probably never heard of it."

Perhaps part of Modern Sonic's "attitude" is that gravity is so last week?

Maybe, in reality, like how that weird Toro cat from Sony longs to be a human, Sonic too longs to have a watch and be peoples as well.

No Wright, Not Right.

Ahhhhhhhh, okay. Yeah, he always tend to see himself as "Sega's Big Time Player" and figured that if things didn't go his way, he'd figured him leaving Sega would ruin the sonic franchise.

It wasn't that he was displeased, he just "threatened to quit" Sega if he just didn't get his way. Apparently, this happened a few times until he just up and jumped ship in the middle of Sonic '06.

Except Sega and Yuji Naka.