It’s only a matter of time before someone completes the game by flopping their flaccid penis across a keytar.

It’s the inclusion of hats that made the difference.

Better leave this one.

This is the real game we should be mourning.

Who plays this? I thought we all agreed that the pinball game was the only game worth playing?

They can’t all be keyboard finger strength champions like you.

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You’re doing good work.

Ooh, I’ve been summoned!

alright, lets go down the list:

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! You’re current state of untriggeredness has triggered me!

Thank god this absolute travesty was righted. I can go back to finding the next thing to be insulted and triggered by.

Uh, no. People that ask if they’re being harassed at work often ask because they feel uncomfortable but they don’t know if they have the “right” to feel uncomfortable, or if it’s their fault for being uncomfortable or if they’re taking things too seriously. The letter writer had to ask, and he specifically said he was…

This is Ganon, of course.

This has always felt inevitable to me. It might be in ten years' time, it might be twenty, but I'll tell my grandkids you could spend your entire life on the internet anonymous, and they'll look at me like I was a cowboy in the Wild West.

Pretty sure it's Jinx from League of Legends