I was at Sam’s Club on Sunday and browsed through the men’s clothing. Couldn’t find size 29/30 pants, or any shirt in Small. I felt discriminated against, but then again Sam’s Club knows their demographic ~_~

What’s the “J.E.” for?

marathon truthers

I miss the days when this brought out the banhammer.

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Yep!

Are you also fighting the Jamba Juice?

That’s... that’s what happened.

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

*I don’t have autocorrect.

Just don’t buy it as some “starter car” for your kid. Dennis Reynolds will unleash his rage on you if you buy a Range Rover as a starter car

700K for the lawyers, huh? The beat goes on....

I’m going back to the sloth story

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

I’m sure you’re far better informed on protecting the President than the Secret Service.

I was kind of hoping this was going to be the next Presidential limousine.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.