They're not even doing this shit with a wink anymore.  Just blatant, out in the open fuckery.  

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

There were probably off duty NYPD officers in that fascist rabble. 

LMAO, FAIR POINT

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

Black unemployment was incredibly low during Washington’s presidency. Not many people know that.

Whenever I see him with this expression on his face, which is a lot, I always have the exact same thought: How could a person who is this fucking stupid have possibly become President of the United States?

BOO-URNS

This is for national emergencies. There is no way to defend against a nuclear attack so all that would do is cause panic, and a flash flood at the national level would truly be something to behold. Also you wouldn’t get the text because every cell tower in the U.S. would be wiped out.

Indeed, a presidential dick pic sent nationwide would generate a FEMA-level crisis.

If the alerts weren’t so overused, I’d turn them back on.

You could say, we’re “inching” towards it. 

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Plus there was that time attacked and blinded (?) a Vietnamese guy with a club for no reason (although lots of yelling about “gooks”) or when he chased a bunch of African-American kids on a field trip and threw rocks at them.

Scott should have replaced Wahlberg while he was at it. Never have I seen such an aggressively mediocre, boring, un-dynamic performance. How does that guy continue to work?

I used to be a conservative until Palin. She woke me up to the utter disgrace that is the GOP. I can’t fathom why more people didn’t see that. 

Reading the phrase “Palin Republican” just gave me diarrhea.