Or the fucking incessant flickering of the ad could cause you to just give yourself up to being eaten by the alien, for some relief.

America rushed to hospital after suffering Kanye West.

Did you read what I wrote? Where we found the portions of the contract of sale to be wrong had nothing to do with legalese. They were portions of a standard 'cut and paste' document the law firm had created. The portions changed, which saved us money, dealt with features of the house that didn't exist. It had…

Just as long as she's not drawing vaginas- Congress will get involved then, and try and shut it down.

I had some clients receive a letter from the immigration officer that had interviewed them for her green card application saying that he was going to deny the application due to 'inconsistencies' in their responses to him. Among others, he cited that 'the husband claimed that he and his wife shared household chores…

That's what I meant that Americans are probably in the chain of wealth transfer- US dollars buy Wal-Mart plastic crap, some of those dollars go from China to the Gulf for the oil to make the plastic.

Yeah, and have you seen those expensive horses those Mounties ride?

And I almost typed 'fossil duels,' which would be kind of cool to watch.

The title should be "Here's a peek into where the wealth of the American middle class is going, thanks to our dependence on fossil fuels.

But if you want to keep it true to its Disney roots, you really have to avoid depicting black people at all costs. Behold: the first black Disney princess! Who is actually a human for 10 minutes and a frog for the other hour and a half.

Or is it Bea Arthur from "The Golden Girls?" I'm all confused.

The artist could have had Jasmine in 'sensible' clothing and a headscarf. If you cross the campus of the University of Michigan-Dearborn or Wayne State University in Detroit, that's how a lot of the female Arab college students are dressed.

I read "It doesn't have to be incest" to the music of "It doesn't have to be a snowman."

Better keep Pinocchio away from Bryan Singer's house. Only bad things will happen.

They should have offered a line in skin tones, with fake fur on top, and sold them to Tolkien nerds (like myself). But not for, what $50 or however much these ugly things cost.

I dated a woman who grew up in a wealthy family. She travelled extensively as a kid in the late '60s on through the '70s. She said in about the mid-'70s, she noticed a change. Before then, men wore sport coats and ties, and in general, people dressed up for flights, even ones from the US to Europe. She said that…

As I understand how this works, if the woman who had the real number dies first, these four will be tracked down and executed, per the 'when your number is up, your number is up' philosophy.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz- oh what a relief it is!

I lived with my (Chinese, as coincidence would have it) mother-in-law for about a year and a half. I ended up on high blood pressure medicine. Within a month of her moving into her own apartment, my BP normalized. I don't know how you do it.

Was this photo before or after your circle jerk to videos of cops cracking people over the heads with truncheons?