Ooof, while I’m glad people are calling out Pratt, I’m not sure how happy I would be if I were Faris and my name was trending about this bullshit. I hope she feels the love and support. And I hope her son never hears about this.

This movie is unnatural! God made All About Eve, not All About Steve!

The Razzies should have nominated her for The Blind Side instead. Instead of a easy target. 

The really baffling thing is there’s a scene of Mary on a bus explaining her whole stalker scheme, and everything about the way it’s presented indicates that our sympathy is supposed to be with the other passengers who are stuck with no escape as she annoys the hell out of them. How could the filmmakers have that much…

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

I think this title is a bit of clickbait. It doesn’t seem like he’s confirming what happened to Tony, he’s just confirming a different idea he had for an ending

Nowadays, every creator’s gotta go to interviews and press junkets where they trawl back over their storytelling decisions in a way that ultimately diminishes them. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type.

Oh good. Ambiguity is the worst. Why would any viewer want to engage with the text and draw their own conclusions?

His full given name is, indeed, “Harry.” 

I think the difference is that Marvel movies seem so ideologically liberal and it’s been jarring for a lot of people that a few of the Marvel movies hew very close to saying the bit that liberals say quietly (“the military is a thing we like, actually”) out loud. Marvel movies feel very much like an Obama era product…

MCU movies have so little engagement with the real world that trying to read a political perspective onto them results in endless contradictions. TFA is cynical about the military, except when the military is making Captain America. Winter Soldier is about nazis infiltrating the US government, but the government is…

Oh, wait until Top Gun: Tom Cruise Wants to Fly a Fighter Jet Again comes out!

Pfft. Please. I dunno who this ‘Phastos’ is, but everyone who’s studied history knows Hiroshima was really nuked by a prepubescent child using the power of belief and his love for his father.

Yvan eht nioj!

An army recruiter told me I could write the next Ant-Man if I committed for 2 years

Oh damn, this goes all the way to the top doesn’t it?

I’m not familiar with whatever podcast Jesse Hawken is on, but he’s been tweeting constantly about Eternals for months now. It’s really become a sad obsession with him. The Marvel fans who accuse everyone of being racist for not liking it are certainly awful, but I’ve gotten so sick of all the smug people shitting on…

“When a film uses military assets for free those specific scripts have to get military approval to make sure the military isn’t disparaged,” he continued in follow-up posts. “This is very few films—and, from what I know, the military is pretty loose about it.”

That guy had a pretty shit take but also it's pretty shitty how closely Disney/Marvel is playing with the Military's recruiting arm. I also don't really think any marvel movie is super pro military. Iron Man 1 is literally about a PMC selling weapons to terrorists

Thank God I’m already married. This sounds exhausting.