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When asked why he made a whole movie during quarantine, Levinson responded, “For the lulz.

I love that anytime he’s on an animated show, you can immediately tell which character is voiced by Jason Mantzoukas just by looking at it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a man, a kid, a bear, whatever. They’ve always got the look.

This was meant to go somewhere else.

Not that I’m complaining, but why is the best Batman movie to ever hit theaters on Netflix instead of HBO Max?

This somehow sounds less coherent than The Brown Bunny.

Pop Star, 2005

Yeah, if they move to non-gendered awards for acting you’re never going to see a woman over 40 nominated for anything again, outside of maybe a Hellen Mirren or Judi Dench playing some English monarch.

Nobody is removing Meg’s corny painting from her house. Also love how she went from “not my fault if that makes someone uncomfortable” to “removing this statue made me uncomfortable.” Zero consideration given to how other people’s comfort works.

I feel like this about Bob Roberts as well. They actually went to the trouble of faking an assassination attempt to generate sympathy, why not just go for an interview at a sympathetic cable news program where Bob complains that everyone else is very mean to him?

It got remade (poorly) in 2001 with Chris Rock swapping out football player for stand-up comic. That was almost 20 years ago, let’s try and get this bad boy remade again in the 2020's with someone trying to be a Tik Tok star or to get cast on a Real Housewives series. I won’t rest until there are more remakes of Here

For men, it seems like the go-to move for British actors doing American accents is “like a newscaster, but gruff.” And usually it works, with some exceptions (Charlie Hunnam and Dominic West.) But not many of them really nail a specific regional accent (except Boston, they can all do that one.) I don’t even think

Good one! It’s been a long time since I saw it, but I remember her accent in Bridget Jones Diary was surprisingly strong.

Are there any American actors who do good British accents? There have to be some, but I was trying to think of one and couldn’t. That would be my biggest concern here, I don’t think she’s ever had to do a British accent.

Nothing will ever top the Indiana sheriff who accused a McDonalds employee of eating some of his sandwich because they were doing War On Cops until he remembered he actually ate his own sandwich and just forgot.

There’s no such thing as someone who “looks like a pedophile.”

50% of all marriages end in sweatpants!

More than one person has written for this website in its history.

90 Day Fiance is every bit as trashy and filled with awful people you can’t stop watching that also is relatively diverse and (if you watch it this way) offers a scathing indictment of the ignorance that has been fostered in these closing years of the American empire and how it’s only a matter of time before the rest

“Hit me back at the God hour.” - Emma Stone

If we don’t have a white celebrity join the 5% Nation by the end of the year, 2020 will be a failure. My money’s on Bryce Dallas Howard, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.