The only issue here is blaming the story change on “meToo” rather than saying it was made for creative reasons, financial reasons, logistical reasons, or any other reason that actually makes sense. I don’t need to repeat the various commentators who have made very compelling cases for why Li Shang is actually the…

I enjoyed reading this, and appreciate your commitment to repeating verbatim as opposed to composing a narrative. I think theres a lot of strength in the story being a snapshot of the event goers perspective.

I mean... it actually happened... so...

I 100% feel you on the fatigue from putting the kids to bed. I have to lie with our 2 yr old in her room (I’m on the floor, she’s in the bed) and if I’m looking at my phone or even reading my kindle, the light is enough to also keep her up, and she won’t go down. The only solution is for me to also lie still in…

So sorry for your loss on your birthday.  And for your shitty friend.

It sounds delicious. I like the ‘beer-in-chicken’ oven roast, and that benefits from thinner beers, for some science reason I don’t actually understand.

The realest take.  Have a star.

The realest take.  Have a star.

Much like Sonic, I think the success/failure for this film is gonna depend on the monsters. If they have great, detailed, and numerous monsters, I can absolutely see myself shelling out, and maybe even dragging friends along.

The fuck is wrong with all these beer snobs in the comments?

The fuck is wrong with all these beer snobs in the comments?

I had to buy a king size because I was starting to get the old-people aches from sleeping on my side all night with my wife and son getting a well rested sleep. (thank god for 0% interest from Sears... I sometimes cant believe I spent 3k on a bed, but then I lie on it and pass out and appreciate the luxury... still…

Thats legitimately insane. “No, you’re poor, so you don’t need to know if you have a virus that might kill you and a bunch of other people. Shake it off like a man.”  WTF.

Ever since I’ve been able to grow in full-enough facial hair (almost a whole decade!!), I’ve alternated each year with beard/goatee/mustache and shaved. As an even year, I have been enjoying my rejuvenated goatee, and now I am dismayed that I will have to resort to upending a decade of tradition and switch to even…

It costs $1900!!???!!  I got it done twice in January, first with a negative result and the second positive, and Kaiser did it free of charge.  Holy SHIT.

Concise and precise.  Thanks.

Um...

I want to blame my total unawareness of this on my distorted sense of time due to my existence as a parent wherein all things are both immediately occurring and never happening simultaneously.

Somehow, some way, I will carry on.

Man, I think my dad got this advice and ran too hard with it. In one of his few bon mots, he told me that “there will always be someone better than you.” Thats it. Thats his lesson.