So sorry for your loss on your birthday.  And for your shitty friend.

It sounds delicious. I like the ‘beer-in-chicken’ oven roast, and that benefits from thinner beers, for some science reason I don’t actually understand.

The realest take.  Have a star.

The realest take.  Have a star.

The fuck is wrong with all these beer snobs in the comments?

The fuck is wrong with all these beer snobs in the comments?

I had to buy a king size because I was starting to get the old-people aches from sleeping on my side all night with my wife and son getting a well rested sleep. (thank god for 0% interest from Sears... I sometimes cant believe I spent 3k on a bed, but then I lie on it and pass out and appreciate the luxury... still…

Ever since I’ve been able to grow in full-enough facial hair (almost a whole decade!!), I’ve alternated each year with beard/goatee/mustache and shaved. As an even year, I have been enjoying my rejuvenated goatee, and now I am dismayed that I will have to resort to upending a decade of tradition and switch to even…

Concise and precise.  Thanks.

Um...

I want to blame my total unawareness of this on my distorted sense of time due to my existence as a parent wherein all things are both immediately occurring and never happening simultaneously.

Somehow, some way, I will carry on.

Man, I think my dad got this advice and ran too hard with it. In one of his few bon mots, he told me that “there will always be someone better than you.” Thats it. Thats his lesson.

While the details are different, wasn’t this a fairly unpopular film called Get Hard with Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart a year or two ago? If I remember the premise correctly, wasn’t Hart’s character also not an actual expert on prison life, with shenanigans to follow?

A food court exists at a place you’re going for non-food related reasons, but might be there long enough to want to eat (i.e. a mall).

A food court exists at a place you’re going for non-food related reasons, but might be there long enough to want to eat (i.e. a mall).

1) DONT. DO. IT.

It was the first original that I didn’t even bother trying to see in theaters (and still haven’t seen).  I was the ideal teen/youth demographic to rise up and feel ownership of Pixar films, and was just supremely underwhelmed by the concept/marketing/limited bits I have seen.

So now its poor people choose to be stupid and make “shitty choices”?

60% of Americans make less than $60k a year. I don’t think you’ve got a winning argument in believing that the people who work multiple jobs to get to 60k are lazy. You also are relying on anecdotal evidence to make a sweeping generalization.