Is there a Chinese-language trailer (I know what Cantonese and Mandarin are, I’m aiming for language like “English-language trailer”) wherein Damon is still the singular hero? Because if the trailer for Chinese audiences has him as “white dude watching the back of Chinese Hero”, then I’m ok with him in the film. If…

I’m in a odd space with this question, because my wife cannot remember a password to save her life (not a figurative statement, but I can’t bring my self to actually end this sentence with literally in light of its new- “figurative” definition).

So, I have all the passwords, mine and hers and childs and everyone, and…

You get a star simply for using “myriad” correctly.

Huh, this has literally never worked for me. Youre also the first person to suggest that Siri can actually do this.

And is this the speakerphone function of the phone or a bluetooth device?

Is that your exact command? “Put X on the speaker?”

Still too many clicks to get to Wi-fi settings. It should be easily accessed in the swipe-up menu.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MshRjS

What? Austria? It doesn’t say that in the article. In fact, thats not even a real country. Everyone knows that things only happen in America because we’re the only country with liberty and justice, which the court system is made of, Justice. Total Justice.

Well then.

I am made to feel less clever for the second time today.

I tip my hat to you, person or entity on the other side of that username.

You are apparently unaware of the long, long, long legal tradition in America of suing family members. We can re-construct the earliest day-to-day histories of Massachusetts largely thanks to the extensive court records.

What exactly do you think “civil court” is for anyway? As opposed to criminal court, meaning more…

Counter proposal: Don’t date your best friend, don’t marry your best friend. Allow people to be “part” of your life but not all of it. I’m not married to my best friend. The person I’d consider my best friend has changed over the years as I’ve changed. If you’re lucky enough to have one and they’re your flavor of…

I actually ordered the PS2 version I found on Amazon for $10 last month. Loved that game. Though VGIRoller is right, the ending needs a sequel.

In Go, pokemon only have 30 levels and they match your level (meaning 31-40 doesn’t result in “better” mons). So once you reach 30, you’re much less likely to easily find a better Pancake. Sorta how in actual Pokemon <Insert Color/Noun/Adjective> your starting area is all lvl 1-5 and as you progress you have an…

She has the audacity to be a woman. Really.

Satire.

Satire.

While I don’t dispute your right to dislike or disapprove of her individually, as an appreciator of good jokes about social awkwardness, this particular joke was not about her friends (its in one of her specials, title escapes me, found on netflix and other electronic sources).

The joke is she’s at a friend’s bridal…

You mean the article that BEGINS with “It’s strange to edit a feminist website when...”??

So insightful of you to figure out what Jezebel is, so that you can explain it for the rest of us.

I’m glad to know that somewhere out there, you’re struggling, working, achieving the distinction of being dumber than dirt through hard, intense, focus on complaining and pointing out just how wrong “they” are.