Can I automate it so that when I use Siri to call my wife it also automatically activates the speakerphone? Or, really, anyone?

When I'm driving, I'd like to be able to simply have the phone make the call with the speakerphone on, and Siri isn't up to that complicated (?) task.

It's a USB battery pack! It's a travel router! It's a personal cloud! It's $30! [HooToo TripMate 6000mAh Battery Charger with Wireless N Portable Travel Router, $30 with promo code UFQH9SB5]

No mortification, but the locale was exotic! In darkest night, we snuck out of her house and carried a blanket to the nearby park, where we interfaced for (what my teenage mind thought was) hours. Despite the ambiance and my inexperience (she was experienced, with a whole five encounters on her stat sheet) neither…

You use fees to assess airlines, so shouldn't Hawaiian get a bump since they are the only airline that offers free meals? I mean, I know its airline "food" but still.

Otherwise, great list, even though my anecdotal evidence shows that Hawaiian is clearly the best.

Ah, the old "they can steal, manipulate the system, and rob literally every American, BUT they do it in suits, so its super chill" defense.

You are supporting walmart's blank check of awfulness to cash, but damn the few and insignificant number of people who perpetrate a mild awfulness back.

Any additional thoughts?

http://gawker.com/walmart-dodges…

First, I don't support this tactic. I won't be indulging in this, nor will I encourage anyone else to, but thats Me not "Vampire Circus"

So my ratio is 1.36%. Under these guidelines, I should not be considering purchasing a home correct?

I love your handle.

Also your swift "LMGTFY" STFU reply. Thank you for the smile today.

It makes your Gmail viewable as a To-Do list, with Snooze functions, swiping controls (left snooze, right done). "Done" archives your emails, Snooze temporarily snoozes emails with user controlled variables to wake them. Also you can make reminders for specific tasks.

You forgot to put quotes around "restaurant"

No worries. Happens to the best of us.

Sorry, internets obfuscated my point. I agreed whole-heartedly with your post, and was only making a grammar note.

"humanities" are a plethora of human enclaves, while "humanity's" is a description of Earth's enclave of humans. Whether to "-ies" or "-y's" is always frustrating in English, so I was pointing it out…

I agree.


But... Humanity's. #sorryimthatguytoday

Toast your bread, spread the pb on both slices, then add your jam. It seems like a variation or style, but is actually the *correct* way to pb&j

I was dumped by my girlfriend, mostly for not being smart enough (her words, extra fun is I'm the fact-nerd-personal-encyclopedia-type-ish, although I won't argue that I'm the smartest cookie).

Such UGH.

http://jezebel.com/woman-shot-and…

Go ahead. Then grab the wipes, and remember that the kid isn't gonna remember any of it. Cuss your fuckin heart out, remember to smile back at that puke covered cutie as they giggle and start fussing with various chunks. Wash their eyes out, cause bile is no-bueno, and then have a drink. You can tell anyone who…

I completely agree. When my wife complains about money, I tell her we can find her a wealthy boyfriend who can cater to her specific financial needs (a trip from Hawaii to SF every month), and once they're set up, we can finalize the divorce (I get the kid).

It sounds crazy, but if she took up my insane-joking-offer,…

Thank you for your dealbreaker list, it really made my day to know I'm perfect for you.