Said a State that consistently votes against it’s own self interests.....

Any 40 y/o woman would be a “Young Girl” to Max.....

Lentil chips? The last, LAST resort before eating your kids.....

The VW VR6 provides the proper soundtrack when paired with a Borla exhaust. Drove through a parking garage just to listen to the burble.....

Don’t let the grey hair fool you, I’m not an adult.

I don’t think it made a complete lap at Gambler Hooptie X

That movie will destroy your soul as quickly as a trip to the Salton Sea

All I see is ones and zeros

Chuck E Cheese: The only pizza classified as a War Crime.

Chuck E Cheese: You think pain and grief are hard to digest.

I’m surprised they haven’t ordered all bridges to be raised above tilted bed height....only makes sense, right?

Ruin Porn (quickly searches Pornhub)

Brilliant.....

It’s Georgia, why bother fixing it? Isn’t safety something Georgians should decide for themselves? 

I always stayed in Calipatria, and there was a little “hole-in-the-wall” Mexican restaurant I frequented. Nothing like American Mexican....not even close.

This is where it starts.....

I have had the unfortunate honor to travel there three times for work, when I worked for Dept of Interior, running a broadcast video dept. Every year there was a significant bird die off. Shorebirds getting Avian botulism, cholera, avian salmonellosis or host of other lovely diseases. It’s Planet Mercury hot during…

Already by default.....

Also, you’re not weirdly small, Jay is a fucking giant. I know firsthand....

My only question Jason.....WTF is with your hair? It was so distracting, I had to watch it twice.

Jesus, I’m out of breath listening to him be out of breath....by talking.