I also think you’ll see the FF before any mutants. Which is fine. I never cared all that much about the X-men.

If you’re not delving into the Castilian language voice-over credits to comb for clues, are you really even paying attention?

“Swing a cat!”

I’m pretty sure Wanda made Hex!Vision out of vibranium. She just transmuted other matter into vibranium to do it, just like Agatha did when she turned the bug into a bird.

“Actually, turns out Agatha has no clue of what the hell is going on, either.”

I guess I just don’t see him as “satirical” so much as a “fairly accurate portrayal of how a government official might react to a potential super weapon”.

Without an actual mindstone, Vision might very well be more of a programmable robot. That seems like a reasonable goal.

There’s a hilarious guess I read on the WANDAVISION subreddit that the guest actor Paul Bettany has been talking about having such great chemistry with is himself.

“It was Agatha all along.”

Narrator: It wasn’t

SHIELD’s been pretty good for avoiding wheel spinning and idiot plots.

Why does that fish look so happy?

For the rest of the century, conservatives have their playbook and it’s fucking Gamergate.

“Or again, have a nice DM who gives you lots of potions/wands (or gold to buy) to replace the Cleric.”

My current party is built to be a performing band. Ranks in perform for everyone.

Bards are so ridiculously great in 5e; they’ve got almost as many skill options as Rogues, fun class options, and at higher levels get spells from any class, so they’re ridiculously versatile. Absolutely the best utility characters in the game, even better if you multiclass into Warlock and start picking up more…

A lot of my characters have been heavily based on video games or anime. My first D&D character, an elf Eldritch Knight, is essentially an expy of my Elsword character.

Step 2: Realize that Step 1 doesn’t apply in 5e and roll a bard because they kick ass now. My bard is the MVP of the night more often than anyone else in the group.

“Teacher, I think I speak for the entire class when I say I’d rather have a pop quiz than a surprise Ivanka Trump visit. I’ll even go make the copies.”

“I don’t half-hit people.”

My favorite bit was Mac skewering the “How hard did you hit him?” trope. I never even thought of it as much of a cliche until that scene. His look and delivery on “As hard as I could” were priceless.