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Illyana Rasputina, a.k.a. Magik, a.ka. Darkchylde, a.k.a. the Ruler of Limbo, weilder of the Soulsword, and totally Kitty Pryde’s girlfriend, also apparently likes to talk about teen slasher movies? I dig it!

It was kind of embarrassing how long it took me, a fan of Norse mythology, to figure that one out the first time I read “American Gods”. I figured out Mr Wednesday fairly quickly (basically, when they mentioned he had a glass eye).  But “Low-Key”....nope.  Harder to pull that off when it’s spoken, though.

I also think you’ll see the FF before any mutants. Which is fine. I never cared all that much about the X-men.

If you’re not delving into the Castilian language voice-over credits to comb for clues, are you really even paying attention?

The actress who played Tahani is now playing Titania opposite Tatiana!

“Swing a cat!”

3000% this. With the D+ shows especially this trend of outrageous rumored cameos and twists— followed by angry disappointment when the story turns out to be about exactly what it said was— has gotten out of hand.

All the people who were furious that WandaVision wasn’t a backdoor Fantastic Four reveal/pilot, featuring

Yeah, that’s fair, it’s always going to be exciting talking about the lore and franchise stuff, but I just wish people would focus more on the actual, you know, story being told before diving into What This Means For The MCU at the drop of a hat.

I’m pretty sure Wanda made Hex!Vision out of vibranium. She just transmuted other matter into vibranium to do it, just like Agatha did when she turned the bug into a bird.

That would certainly follow their arc in the comics, and that was my initial guess as to their eventual dynamic.

These people are a little too obsessed with theories that they start to believe themselves and then get mad when it doesn’t come to fruition on the show.

She wasn’t a bad guy traditionally, in her 20th century appearances anyway, but they often started a story out by introducing her as a scary magic user who the FF suspected of wrongdoing, who ended up just trying to help them or their kid Franklin.

I feel like she’s being super confrontational towards a fellow witch who is clearly being frustratingly coy about her immense powers, and only now realizing that Wanda has no clue at all and has no conscious control at all. She’s not nice, but also not evil, I’m guessing.

Woah there, you’re giving Hayward way too much credit there. He did not know Wanda could bring him back with her magic. Not even Wanda herself knew that until she had her mental breakdown which I highly doubt Hayward knew that was going to happen.

Nobody seems to like Age of Ultron that much

I guess I just don’t see him as “satirical” so much as a “fairly accurate portrayal of how a government official might react to a potential super weapon”.

Without an actual mindstone, Vision might very well be more of a programmable robot. That seems like a reasonable goal.

The MCU has been doing adaptations from the start, putting its own spin on traditional 616 (and sometimes 1610) characters and events. Making Agatha a villain (???) is on par with that. And I love it.

There’s a hilarious guess I read on the WANDAVISION subreddit that the guest actor Paul Bettany has been talking about having such great chemistry with is himself.

“It was Agatha all along.”

Narrator: It wasn’t