Fort Knox is easier to get into than EVE Online. (And I say this as someone who has rather fond memories of EVE.)

Hmmm. Well, one could probably argue that large parts of the EVE population make the Reavers look like friendly asteroid-mining Bears of Caring.

"In this episode of EVE, a spectacular space battle fails to happen! On one side of the gate, the impressive fleet of Generic Alliance. On the other side, the equally impressive fleet of Xeroxhorde. Nobody willing to make the first move; locked in a tantalizing stalemate. Tune in this week for a complete lack of…