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The stupid, it burns:

Not soon enough

You should never ban cheaters. They paid for the game too. You should just silently force them to only play each other. Don’t make an announcement, don’t make a show, just update the matchmaker to dump cheaters into their own games.

Sometimes I wonder what kind of amazing video games Hideo Kojima would make if he retained his talents but also wasn’t a crazy person.

Wow are they seriously charging $50 for an expansion to a 12 year old game? Ballsy.

Can we talk about the “Someone did x” headline type? It seems really douchey to me, and it gets used everywhere. “Someone invented this”, “someone found a way to that.” Essentially, you’re saying that this person’s work is good enough to share, but the dipshit that did the work is a nobody. Not only that, by forgoing…

The Wii u’s problem is that they botched a lot of the first party shit

So following this logic, you agree with their decision to take what is, according to you, an underperforming IP and attach it to a game that won’t even satisfy the core fans of that IP. And you think this is a good strategy?

EVERYONE should name their kids Frank, Steven, Michael or John. Every other name is a fake bullshit name, also something about getting beaten up at school.

Serious question: do they name these games with a random word generator?

I went to Regis. No media ever tried to attend an event like this when I was there. I doubt you got special treatment. It’s more likely they hadn’t thought about whether they wanted media at events like this because they never tried to come before.

His responses read as someone who was completely blind-sided by the backlash to this announcement.

I almost got a cat once but then I bought a vase instead.

Everything the Patriots have done already had an asterisk next to it anyway. If everyone already knows you’re a cheater you may as well keep it going.

I thought this kid was the biggest nerd I had ever seen. Then I read the comments criticizing him. Congrats guys.

Awesome. So instead of battle mode this time we get . . . a harder difficulty? It must have been a huge challenge to slide the “bullshit” setting on the AI further to the right.

I sincerely hope nobody got paid to write this.

are these ever funny? There are lots of not funny videos on youtube. Does this guy's cousin work at kotaku or something?

where are the battle arenas?