I mean, it’s all stupid “invest in plastic” bullshit but this:

This took me entirely too long to make.

saying derogatory things about Mr. Met’s mom

saying derogatory things about Mr. Met’s mom

Eh, I think you’re just cherry picking the coverage from outlets like CNN to support your criticism of them.

I figured it was a Compete article and almost skipped over it.

My first question upon reading the headline: What the hell is “takkar” and is this McKinley guy the only one doing it?

It’s Texas.

I wonder if changes to the professional work place have also contributed to changes to the mall landscape, at least as it pertains to clothing stores. When I started working about 20 years ago, I needed proper work clothes. Not suits, but pants, skirts, shirts and sweaters that covered everything up and looked…

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

Good job Browns? I guess?

$4 million a year that has no functional utility to an already-wealthy man

Breaks my heart to realize that future generations may not ever experience the joy of going to a Spencer’s and finding the “If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be A Fucking Airport” hat they’ve so desperately coveted.

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

It would appear the people of Nashville were catfished into thinking they had a chance to win the cup.

Can someone explain to me how and why this guy became A Thing? He’s not the only asshole sports dad who failed in his own high-level sports career and then happened to have kids more talented than he was. What makes LaVar Ball different from the rest? Why does he get unlimited free media?

“Uptalk used to seem like a bad thing. The “Valley girl” speech pattern, wherein a speaker’s statements end with an upward inflection that makes them sound like questions, was first recognized by linguists in the 1970s and was long mocked as a sign of unseriousness.”

SCENE: GAWKER MEDIA HQ

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Of course they’re outraged at the indictment.