SteveDu

7/15/13

You left out the 1972 Chevy Vega. I once owned a classic car. It regularly turns up on lists of the worst cars ever made. Mine was painted a lovely shade of blue to match the clouds of smoke it left at every stop light. If the body was salvageable I'd have tried to save the engine. If the engine was salvageable I'd…

2/14/13

As Dilbert's boss once observed, some employees in Japan work themselves to death. Slow down when you see a tunnel with dead loved ones waving to you.

2/8/13

Well, I confess. I don't divvy housework up 50-50 with my wife. On the other hand, she didn't snow-blow 50% of the driveway this morning, or install a new monitor and printer, or hang a new garage door opener, either. I've never seen her crawl under a car to change the oil or climb up to clean the gutters. A fair…

2/6/13

I'm an old gross dude but I found someone 38 years ago who's getting old and gross along with me. That's how it works. You are not going to get someone 40 years junior to you. Yeah, there's Donald Trump and Hugh (Blecch) Hefner. 0.1% of the women on earth will sign on to that deal and the others retch. If you like…

1/12/13

1. Roe v. Wade didn't legalize all abortion but provides room for some restrictions.

1/11/13