I don’t think anyone is arguing the Patriots aren’t a good (or even historically great) football team. But they do play in a trash division against trash teams.

Or they’re just blowing a lot of smoke so that they don’t only get “clearance sale” offers in return. 

Is there a “sideline” in baseball? Wouldn’t she be a baseline reporter? Maybe a dugout reporter?

I promise you that people held and maintained opinions unsupported by expert analysis long before the millennials were told to believe in themselves.

Every dickbag Steelers’ fan who has been screaming about “AB is a washed up no-talent clown that only looked good because Big Ben was throwing to him” every since they traded him?

This context doesn’t really change anything unless Diaz is telling recruits “I want 100% commitment from you except if your dream team unexpectedly has a scholarship available and they offer it to you.”

Jets head coach Adam Gase announced the news at a press conference today, probably while wondering why he ever signed up for this shit in the first place:

I mean, as a Royals fan, I just hope the next guy continues to place more importance on making his players swear off pornography and listening to speeches about morality from crazy mega-church guys than actually trying in one of the more open and competitive (or “weak”) divisions in baseball.

Yes, the All Things Comedy documentary was about The Amazing Johnathan and also very good. This one is neither of those things. 

Brett Gardner is the “old school” guy who just had his last name put on his jersey for Players’ Weekend after MLB refused to let him have nothing on there when he tried to not to sully the tradition of Yankees never putting names on jerseys. Brett Gardner is a man who “respects tradition.” And I believe Aaron Judge…

I’m 12 years old and what is this?

I think the more correct idea would be “you shouldn’t be an asshole when you write a Superman story.”

The article is long as hell and I’m at work AND actually trying to get some stuff done (although, clearly not trying too hard since I’m typing this), so can someone give me the tldr version?

At 5:42 PM EST this deal no longer appears valid. Only third party sellers and they didn’t accept the code. 

At 5:42 PM EST this deal no longer appears valid. Only third party sellers and they didn’t accept the code. 

So you’re suggesting his flyer was just proclaiming his knowledge of sound tactical military principles and not two unrelated examples of violence that are meant to imply Muslim Arabs are vicious killers?

I completely agree.

Emmitt himself said he would have been chasing Barry Sanders’ rushing record and not just Walter Payton’s if Sanders hadn’t retired early.

The biggest crime of modern American football is that HD television was not around before Barry Sanders left us.

They’re good dogs, Brent.

He was making fun of how Deadspin treated the mid-season Anthony Davis to the Lakers trade debacle and not Houston itself.