No shit. Maybe it’s as soft as a mother’s touch, but it looks like a Fruit of the Loom $12.50 hoodie from Walmart. If I had to pick the most expensive piece of outwear in that picture, between those two guys, I would have gone with the Carhart jacket.

ESPN did mention how much the turnovers on his coaching staff caused chaos for Alabama. The team that’s gone 55-4 and played in the last four national championships, winning two.

I went to see a West Ham match a few years ago and the older guy behind me in the stands said “The Premier League really should be made up of more European players” clearly referencing the number of black players on the pitch. I think he said it immediately after a black player had come on. I just remember looking out…

He definitely was calling a strange game that whole first half. And I have no idea why he didn’t go for two in the 4th quarter. I guess he was just certain they would get a defensive stop or two and then score a few more touchdowns and then he’d have a three point lead. Ultimately, it never mattered but he was surely…

Down a point, with no time on the clock, Anthony Lynn and the Chargers elected to go for two.

Shit like this was the reason we had an estate tax. Thanks, Obama!

Begins to answer question:

How would have K-Pop history changed if this group—and its oppressive lineup—had been allowed to debut?

If Tom Herman truly believes that extending the ball over the goal line counts as “taunting before you score” just because Grier didn’t tuck the ball away and politely step into the end zone with his head down, then he I would expect that he has kicked Breckyn Hager off the team for the attempted murder that guy…

It also has some great quotes.

Sure, just focus on the red headed dude emoji and totally ignore that the globalist illuminati lizard people snuck in a United Nations flag! This is how it starts, sheeple! The black helicopter emoji is next.

So many princesses. No one ever has a Cherokee prince in their past...

but not until you do her follow-up mission

This analogy would be more apt if you mentioned that the owners were trying to shoot their own foot and the players at the same time. 

This is just the conservative, heartland folks of demonstrating their support of the president by boycotting games and because of those troublesome players.

baseball needs heels

He is not actually a founder of Telsa. He’s synonymous with Telsa at this point, but he’s legally considered a “co-founder” along with a few other dudes who jumped in with Series A funding. The two actual founders left in 2008.

I’m not sure systematically ignoring sexual assault counts as eliminating, Iran. Even if you did go to all the trouble of passing laws against it.

I don’t think the voice is really that unusual. It’s just not what you expect when you look at him. Part of it is the sound and part of it is the accent.

As an Oklahoma State fan, there’s not a lot of teams that have had success against Gunday’s in-state rival.