She’s actually the Secretary of the Interior now.

State’s can give themselves whatever nicknames they want, but I’m gonna go with Dr Dre on this one. California knows how to party.

And skittles, man. Skittles.

Exactly. I’m obviously not advocating for police deaths, but the reason they’re supposed to be heroes is because unlike “civilians” they put their life on the line every day by suiting up and defending justice.

Because ghettos are often stereotypically known for the abundance of people in them who have a tea pot, mesh strainer and bulk chamomile.

You understand that Most Valuable Player is actually an individual award that is given to one person to show his unique Value, right? We use a system called “the playoffs” to determine which groups of players (or a “team”) have the most complimentary, overlapping set of skills and are able to win in an arbitrary…

I know he’s supposed to be a team stealing jerk who got lucky to have Kevin Durant, but Clay Bennet hired Sam Presti who drafted Russel Westbrook.

What can you do? Kids are gonna like dumb stuff. We did it when we were kids. Our kids’ kids will do it, too.

What can you do? Kids are gonna like dumb stuff. We did it when we were kids. Our kids’ kids will do it, too.

I live in a state with open carry.
Here is a list of things I do NOT think every time I see a person with a gun on their hip:
1) I feel safer now.

Wow! Great see another Kotaku reader from my state!
We should hang out.

I love this dumb shit. “We don’t want skilled, good players. We want guys who probably shouldn’t be doing this for a living, but through sheer force of will are able to become replacement level players.”

He’s not allowed to talk about this post. RSS feed or not.

He’s not allowed to talk about this post. RSS feed or not.

You forgot the ominous “things are going to come to light” that he always uses when he’s been completely proven wrong. Just wait, some things are going to eventually happen to prove me right. I know what they are, because I’m talking about them, but I won’t actually say what they are (because they don’t exist.)

Dear tips@deadspin.com,

This is unequivocally false, and that people don’t understand why probably does something to explain the wildly disparate reactions here.

Yeah, it’s probably karma for firing the coach with the 63-80 conference record.

“People were deliberately trying to hurt me all of the time. I had never been called the B-word so many times in my life than I was in my rookie season. I’d never been thrown to the ground so much. The message was: ‘We want you to know we don’t like you.’”

I’m like 99.9 percent of other guys my age in America

His claims about the number of fraudulent voters is only going to increase as he goes on. Right now he’s claiming that it’s 3 million, which would mean he just barely won the election. Once he settles into believing that he didn’t lose the popular vote, then he’ll have to take another step to say that it actually won…

I believe Clowncone was implying that due to the team having been ripped away from San Diego in a blatant cash grab by a shithead owner about a week ago that this man who was shouting is no longer a fan of the (now LA) Chargers.