It’s online, so it’s not just on iTunes. I download it through the Overcast app. I’m not 100% proficient in RSS feeds, but I’m sure any other podcast app can probably find “Deadcast” if you have a search function. It’s out there.

You honestly do not want a print transcript of 40 minutes of idiots talking over each other.

My favorite part of that solution is that it never occurred to Marchman to PUT HIS FUCKING DOG IN THE OTHER ROOM FOR THE 40 FUCKING MINUTES A WEEK THAT HE IS RECORDING AUDIO, but good for him for finally taking the collar off.

Also, “he was just trying to draw a foul” isn’t an excuse for “he kicked someone in the dick.” It’s a reason, sure, but the rules don’t say “you can’t be charged with a foul just because you hit someone when YOU were trying to get a foul.” You still fucking hit someone in the junk. That’s a foul. And rude.

“Russell said I did it intentionally, but he’s part of the superstar group that started all this acting in the NBA.”

Someone was going to say it. So, you know, congratulations on being the guy, I guess.

You can go fuck yourself at 10, 2 and 4.

Dick pics are like credit card applications. If you get one unsolicited, it’s probably a shitty deal.

I know, right? Just like they kept giving the Lakers lucky calls for decades to justify moving the team from Minneapolis.

Now $57.32

Now $57.32

I think it’s just a stylistic choice by Billy Haisley, who is a good writer (in a side-blog on Deadspin).

If you follow the deathandtaxes link in the block quote of the oh so clever “Louis J. O.” (because that’s too letters like CK, get it?) the first comment on the article is from Jen Kirkman declaring “I NEVER SAID THIS.” And asking people to listen to the Nerdist Podcast for the truth.
Also, every link on the Death and…

At least they had actual evidence it was Hulk’s dong.

I love watching Westbrook. And I’m fully prepared to start making excuses for him when he finally snaps and murders an opponent on the court. “He’s just an emotional player!”

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I clicked the link about Ditka to see if that was a really nice way of saying “he’s fired”, only to get a press release saying he’s moving to “contribute” to Sports Center. Good for him.

Why do his hands seem to cross when he shoots the ball? I can’t figure out how he’s doing that. Or why.

...And you’re not the biggest fish in the pond anymore, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna quit? Are you gonna transfer? It’s not going to always be rainbows and unicorns.

It’s amazing how these kids today are the first generation of children to be so selfish and whiny and immature in all of recorded history. They act like a bunch of children for crying out loud! /sarcasm

But are we sure he won’t wilt under the intense pressure in playing in a big media market?