And on the opposite end of the spectrum Russell Westbrook not calling for it. It must take incredible willpower to overcome his natural urge to try to dunk that ball home.

I promise you, whatever state you live in, your state congress has some equally ignorant shit being proposed. State legislative bodies are definitely politics minor leagues. And we've all seen the dumb shit the big leagues pull.

I agree completely. Just said the same thing, but a little slower and more in the grey.

From watching the video once and seeing the gif repeat, he doesn’t look like his head ever moves. But maybe his eyes were looking down until the last minute. The thing for me that makes it seem like it’s not an accident is his complete lack of reaction afterwards.

Madison Bumgarner and his literal big, swinging phallic metaphor approve this retraction.

Adam Carolla has never used chapstick so he never gets chapped lips. His wife uses chapstick all the time, and wouldn’t you know it, when she stops her lips chap. Clearly because once you get started it dries out your lips unless you reapply it.

I like the podcast. I actually look forward to it each week like a doofus. It’s a podcast. You listen to it with your ears. I’m sorry some of you guys can’t put a fucking earbud in at work but it’s not like this is some bullshit top 10 list article that you click on to find out it’s a 7 minute long embedded video.…

Sophia from the video is already more well spoken, entertaining and insightful than 90% of the commentators currently working NFL broadcasts.

Want to punch the internet.

+1 You racist bastard.

it’s not fair for you to bring up a person’s net worth to say that makes the difference between $400 million and $300 million.

I can’t keep track, which Twilight book is this the movie for?

I like that your problem here was that he generalized rural Minnesota as too racist, which was wrong of him, and also that he did not generalize Arkansas as racist enough, which was the more incorrect thing to do in your eyes.

I’m not being racist. That’s just how it is.

And he clearly maintained possession throughout the entire celebration, so it legally counts.

I can’t decide if my favorite Coldplay song is “Chasing Cars” or “How To Save A Life”. I hope they play them both.

If Evita could be transformed into a Madonna

I watched this for 2 and a half minutes before I realized I was smiling. I don’t know when it started, but it was there.

I live him so much I’m already preparing myself for coming up with bullshit excuses to spout when he finally snaps and punches another player on the court.

Not to say he’s not a huge jackass for being a dead beat dad, but regarding the linked story, does he really qualify as an “NFL star”?