When the Marlins put a General Manager in their dugout, people freaked out. [Little chuckle]

When the Marlins put a General Manager in their dugout, people freaked out. [Little chuckle]

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METRO TRAINS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE!!!

It’s really more of a Theory of Third Titles right? There’s not many cases with the law of gravity where “There are cases where the opposite is true of course.”

+1

Does this mean more quality Adam Schefter reporting about a tape he’s never seen but he’s heard what’s on it, and oh boy, is it bad news?

The code for the Mosiso scale is expired.

The code for the Mosiso scale is expired.

I had the exact same response on seeing that quote. I was just surprised it came someone who wasn’t a CEO of an automotive manufacturer.

Whatever, man. That was NOT a dunk.

So this wasn’t a weight based judgement?

Well, whatever. Maybe not a ton, but a lot. Okay, just over a quarter of a lot.

The Knicks are bullshit.

I don’t think “anything Cleveland” is on the list. I think “the majority of owners of Clevalnd based professional sports franchises” are though. They’ve been supportive of LeBron lately, and haven’t been hating on Johnny Manzel so much as just enjoying the media storm around him.

Precisely. The whole reason this DLC exists isn’t because it’s part of the The Taken King, it’s to give you an incentive to get you to pay for the more expensive Collector’s Edition when you don’t really need to.

Maybe in the golden days Pre-9/11, but they’ll get you a waiver for that now.

But how does Chris Berman feel about it?

Unless I’m missing something very subtle, I think your link to Thundercracker is a copy and paste error.

That’s quality stuff right there. I can’t wait until he breaks out same stick to slap around all these egotistical millionaires the next time they celebrate winning a World Series, like literally thousands of major league baseball players before them. C’mon, guys. It’s been done. NBD.

When will old people (and lazy media members) finally acknowledge that just because some college student got high and put some shit on UrbanDictionary.com doesn’t mean that anyone has ever actually used that word to mean that definition. Especially if it relates to sex, which 98% of the entries on UrbanDictionary do.