Stenchofaburner
Stenchofaburner
Stenchofaburner

You’re going to hate it because you clearly want to. You’ve convinced yourself that you’re smarter than everyone else (like all those icky Marvel fans who Instagram, for example). If they like it, you must hate it to retain your geek “cred”. Maybe you’ll genuinely hate it on it’s merits but your attitude going in

It got to the point where you couldn’t bury one without hitting another

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

As half white half Asian man, I find your complete disregard for historical accuracy very comforting. Wow! I *am* perfect.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Satisfy my curiosity: Why are all your comments parenthetical?

Actually, I said “meat and food,” if we’re being intellectually honest. Not that I’m going to get into a pissing match with you and grocery store receipt. Nor will I take offence to your kitchen gadget receipts (one luxury I did make for myself when I was piss-poor was in kitchen gear) or the chest freezer to store

I bet you also don’t have a tv and are fun at parties.

Dude, your experience does not every person’s experience make.

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is

You just ignored what everyone else had to say about lack of skills, time, and energy, didn’t you? There’s also something the poor face that you and your white collar wife don’t: decision fatigue.

Coates is, in my opinion, the greatest writer of this time, in regards to his skill and the fact that he manages to handle previously “taboo” subjects with the deftness of a virtuoso at Carnegie Hall, as well as the fact that he is a writer that legitimately excites when one of his projects is announced or released

The popes should drive Spec-Miatas and endurance race each other across America to see who’s the fastest one to a church. I call it the Carrera Papamericana.

This is the way to go. A few years ago my girlfriend and I were able to score reservations to the French Laundry. We are by no means high rollers and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a place half a nice. We weren’t intimidated by all the nice stuff, and when something we were completely unfamiliar with presented

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

No, they won’t get that far, because for authenticity’s sake she’d die in childbirth and the child would be poisoned by the lead in the toys, the wallpaper, or bacteria in the antiquated Victorian feeding bottles that were difficult to clean, or overdose on laudanum.

Do these pretentious fuckheads plan on having children one day?

Because these two jerkasses are pulling the hipster version of some conservative jerkwad constantly fawning over how better things were in the 1950’s and 60’s. Maybe reading the article would have helped you understand why there’s such bile.

that is three (3) punchable faces up there.

it’s one of the most punchable trios of all time i think.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.