Satisfy my curiosity: Why are all your comments parenthetical?

Actually, I said “meat and food,” if we’re being intellectually honest. Not that I’m going to get into a pissing match with you and grocery store receipt. Nor will I take offence to your kitchen gadget receipts (one luxury I did make for myself when I was piss-poor was in kitchen gear) or the chest freezer to store…

I bet you also don’t have a tv and are fun at parties.

Dude, your experience does not every person’s experience make.

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is…

You just ignored what everyone else had to say about lack of skills, time, and energy, didn’t you? There’s also something the poor face that you and your white collar wife don’t: decision fatigue.

Coates is, in my opinion, the greatest writer of this time, in regards to his skill and the fact that he manages to handle previously “taboo” subjects with the deftness of a virtuoso at Carnegie Hall, as well as the fact that he is a writer that legitimately excites when one of his projects is announced or released…

The popes should drive Spec-Miatas and endurance race each other across America to see who’s the fastest one to a church. I call it the Carrera Papamericana.

This is the way to go. A few years ago my girlfriend and I were able to score reservations to the French Laundry. We are by no means high rollers and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a place half a nice. We weren’t intimidated by all the nice stuff, and when something we were completely unfamiliar with presented…

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

No, they won’t get that far, because for authenticity’s sake she’d die in childbirth and the child would be poisoned by the lead in the toys, the wallpaper, or bacteria in the antiquated Victorian feeding bottles that were difficult to clean, or overdose on laudanum.

Do these pretentious fuckheads plan on having children one day?

Because these two jerkasses are pulling the hipster version of some conservative jerkwad constantly fawning over how better things were in the 1950’s and 60’s. Maybe reading the article would have helped you understand why there’s such bile.

that is three (3) punchable faces up there.

it’s one of the most punchable trios of all time i think.

She needs an asylum for her crazy.

“asylum” for her “conscience” lol

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

My older brother and I never got along growing up. He was the popular, great looking hockey player and I was the overweight gay theatre kid. One of the few things we agreed on was that Farley was amazing. We watched SNL together, saw the movies together, and my brother would laugh so hard he couldn’t breathe so I gave…