Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

It’s easy to be cynical about celebrities in general, especially since Bill Cosby turned out to be a fucking monster. But you have to be pretty dead inside not to be inclined to believe, based on the words of Colbert especially as well as those of others, and the mere fact that, like, EVERYBODY contributed and most…

My wife and I started dating when we were both in 10th grade. We weren’t having sex (we didn’t want to risk a pregnancy AT ALL), but that didn’t stop us from fooling around in other ways. We had absolutely no idea what we were doing with each other. Hell, we had no idea what to even do to OURSELVES.

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

Classic Doctor Who companions, clearly.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Of the many funny aspects of this comment, my favourite is the attempt at self-censorsh!p.

She, you piece of shit.

I do believe we have a court system that should function to assign blame in the case of her auto accident, no?

Did he also threaten to butt-fuck the dad with his mother’s headless corpse? Because that would be pretty bad-ass.

I really hate how all this went down, but you don't really get to argue for editorial freedom when you've proven yourself incapable of wielding such freedom responsibly and ethically.

I was having some trouble with a bully. Mostly just standard middle school stuff. But it got bad enough that, at one point, the bully went in my locker, took out some really expensive Lebrons that Tommy bought me and cut them to ribbons. Well, the next time I saw Tommy, I wasn’t wearing them. He asked me about it and…

I’m introverted but not shy. I pick and choose carefully when and where I’m going to meet people. Once I’m there, I can joke with everyone, or tear up the dance floor, or make speeches to a large audience—whatever, no fear. Once it’s over though, I’m going home to sleep for 3 days because that’s how long the events…

My college roommate gave his brother a birthday card once that said “Nobody’s ever had an aunt like you!” 100% accurate.

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

I have a bunch of friends who are cis women, and I’m friends with quite a few other trans women too. For me personally, unless I’m really emotionally frazzled or having some severe bodily/gender dysphoria on a given day, I find it comforting and meaningful - like ondiac said in their post - to be around other women…

The period that ISIS want to return to never existed - it’s purely imaginary.

I’ve interviewed the author of this post and Emma Sulkowicz for Gawker. I consider myself to have a reasonable bullshit detector, and a strong grasp of the issues involved at Columbia. I found the author and Emma surprisingly forthright, wholly credible, and supremely conscientious at all points in our interviews. I…

Shrug. We all have those friends. The friends we care deeply for, but for some reason are with total slimeballs/sleazebags. We ask them why...and they can’t tell us why. We try to talk them out of it, and nothing works. Maybe it’s a biological/animalistic thing. I don’t know.

I am a former paid male exam patient. We actually instructed the students as to what they were feeling. Yup. Role my testicles around like this and feel my prostate like that. It was a little weird, but not much weirder than having an actual exam with my own doctor. I was paid very well at the time.