Did you even watch the video?

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Niantic dropping patches? Buzz me when they make it possible to get pokeballs in a pokestop-less area without dropping real money on the game.

Does this nerf affect the CP 10 Ratatta that I throw in gyms just to get my 10 gold because Team Rocket protocol demands it?

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

Those roadside tests are absoulutly horrid, when I worked as a PI one of my clients was lawyer who had made quite a career suing the police for false arrest due to those tests. They use that test as probable cause to arrest then send the substance off to the the state lab and if you are too broke to post bail, you sit…

I would like someone, someone who actually knows, to explain how that roadside test produced a false positive for meth with what is effectively sugar.

So you’re telling me Krispy Kreme doesn’t use crystal meth in its icing?

Heh, pretty lousy for a developer to complain that we’re cheating when they can’t even outline how the various systems in their own fucking game work to the player.

Egg hatching, distance traveled, the damn three footprints glitch effectively making finding any creatures a guessing game...

Yeah, think I’ll keep…

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

So here’s the problem with these numbers. They’re completely irrelevant in light of the fact approximately 48% of women and 43% of men die from cardiovascular related issues.

... may save your ass. A vehicle this heavy with too little body roll would one, likely break your teeth out and two would go from corner-corner-corner to OH SHIT PANIC I’M ABOUT TO ROLL! lickety-split. That roll is data for your brain to reel it back in.

The only reason the Macan was so close was because the M2 is so heavy.

So were GTRs.

The Cayman R was not a big car, but compared to a vintage 904 it was huge.

This.

I had no idea you could trademark a hashtag. I also wasn’t sure that I could hate the Olympics much more. Wrong on both counts I guess.

“Who’s going to be the first company to try?”

Does power save work for you? It darkens my screen but after I pull my phone up again I can see myself walking on the map but nothing is clickable. I just get the endlessly spinning grey ball in the top corner. It would be great if the feature actually worked.