This also kiiiiind of makes me want to dump, like, a thousand dirty magazines on his doorstep. He'll have to invest in one of those industrial paper-shredders.

“Now I’m left wondering, how do I dispose of this?” he said. “If we put it in our trash and the trash man finds it, he’s going to think I’m looking at it.”

Eventually Dennis and his wife ripped the magazine to pieces and drove it to the dump, he said.

“Now I’m left wondering, how do I dispose of this?” he said. “If we put it in our trash and the trash man finds it, he’s going to think I’m looking at it.”

Perhaps off-topic, but that guy's face is seriously the most airbrushed thing I've ever seen. He looks like one of those creepy pageant glamour shots from Toddlers & Tiaras.

“I believe as many as 80 percent of men in the church are struggling with viewing pornography,”

They're still cool to go to couple's houses they find on craigslist and watch them have sex right? I mean, losing the fast forward option would be hard on anyone, but we all make sacrifices.

I think Pastor Jay may have one or two other issues he needs to discuss with his wife.

"Those numbers are suspect, regardless of the source, because they don't conform to my ignorant premise."

There were 3826 goals scored this season and 335 fights (670 major penalties). That's an 11:1 goals-to-fights ratio. That doesn't include the playoffs, where you're much less likely to see fighting (especially in the later rounds).

I'm waiting for his gay sex tape to drop . That's some very heavy publicity out of nowhere.

Understood, but these complaints seems to have words like "televised, tv, television, watching, ESPN, MLB Network"

Cool hotel, bro.

Yeah, that's a weird assertion to make (Newton neighbor here). No one considers Chestnut Hill a neighborhood of Boston by another name. Living in Boston for a handful of years doesn't mean you can pull shit out of your ass and try to pass it off as an undisputable fact. SeaAnemone is flat-out full wrong.

Hmmm...

Cater?

To clarify, I honestly don't like the F-word and don't use it myself, but I started hearing in on the playground when I was about six years old.

Thanks a lot, "Think of the children" people. Just when I had decided to stop using the term "breeders," you just had to drag me back in.

We all win with Kidd though. The completely unreasonable expectations of Nets ownership, a bloated roster full of bad defenders, and his utter lack of experience will inevitably lead to hilariously disastrous results.

This definitely does nothing to derail Stevens' career win or lose. It could end up reflecting poorly on the Celtics, particularly since they seemed to have kept this a surprise.

To clarify, they couldn't read the manifesto on the counter unless you had it titled as such, as they couldn't expect to find a vacuum inside it. So, if you plan to carelessly leave your cannibalistic murder manifesto laying around the house, title it something misleading.