We should do that, for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

Rose played some amazingly steady golf when everyone else faded away. I'd like to say that Lefty choked, but other than a miracle eagle shot, he caught a lot of bad edges on the greens. That course chewed everyone up and Rose won the war of attrition. A good guy and a win well deserved.

Oh dear. Rex Ryan has taken over the @NBAonTNT account.

Blackhawks fan, and that was not a goal. Went in after play was stopped.

And Jagr hit the post. Stop whining, Bub. It's unseemly. And I'm a Chicagoan.

I think what she's driving at is that Marc Jacobs shamelessly manipulated Kim Kardashian's uterus, filling it with false promises and fooling it into going into premature labor.

Yeah, but...did you not read? She's wondering if she is starting to look rediculous too. She seemed fully aware that she had lead/participated in some not-so-appropriate trends.

Those Hawks jerseys are nice, if not a bit understated.

True story: I watched the entire game, and during the 3rd OT my 11 month old started crying like crazy. I knew my girl would need a bottle for him so figured I'd be a swell guy & get it for her. It was premade, so all I had to do was put it in the microwave, 60 seconds was all I needed...

Hell of a game, and as a Bruins fan I can't be upset with the outcome. This whole series will be a battle. Go Bruins!!

Severrrrreeee sadness warning. This dude loved his son.

He wasn't part of the initial down-sizing plans and was, in fact, recently brought in for a very favorable performance review. Much to his surprise, Hoenig was actually offered a rather lucrative pay increase, bumping his compensation from $0.25 per word to $1.15 per Tebow.

With the woman from Dunkin Donuts?

Nice strategizing by ESPN. Now they can call the layoffs trivial.

Jack Dickey, if that is actually your picture, then you have zero right, and I mean zero right, to talk shit about anyone else's inability to grow facial hair. One has the urge to slap a diaper on that face of yours.

That second one's a bit harsh. 1) It appears he's reading the end of the sports section and 2) It's pretty clearly in between innings