Here you go, partner. Galileo Mondol has been charged with aggravated rape and the two unnamed minors will face similar charges. Here's the definition of aggravated rape under the General Laws of the Commonwealth. I'll add some emphasis to make it easier for your brain to process.

Your friend sounds like a jackass. I'm hard-pressed to find any sympathy for him.

And they had a makeover a young woman who worked in a science profession!

It's interesting, while it says "Popular" in the headline, the p-word used in the lede is "polarizing."

Oddly, I have push notices for ESPN but didn't get one for Timmy. (Boston.com made up for it, however.)

Praise Jesus.

I used to be as big a fan of his anyone but there's just no way you can look at the fact that all three of his children have, within a handful of years, been in legal trouble for issues involving the opposite sex - murder, assault, breaking and entering - to say nothing of Jared's fifteen year criminal history - and…

My utterly Anglo-Saxon mother would love this guy if, for no other reason, his liberal use of quotation marks, ALL CAPS and backwards expectations of women that punctuates all of her emails to me.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the specific detail about him being Iranian, I would have chalked this whole thing up to some insane attempt at viral marketing for Anchorman 2. After all, our single guy makes a point of mentioning, over and over, that he's in "Southern" California. And does anyone doubt that before he…

"Generally speaking the MAN should be OLDER than the woman because females mature or age faster than males (both physically and mentally). This is a scientific fact."

If it makes it any better, Rhode Island tops with creampies; Massachusetts' top three is hentai, POV and teen. (It's hard to tell from the map, I had to click the link.)

Hmmmm. I guess I think that's taking it a twee bit literally. If someone told me he identified with it, I'd immediately think about the movie's themes - isolation, emotional imprisonment, the bonds of friendship, the thrill of freedom - and be impressed with the choice.

Wait, what's wrong with The Shawshank Redemption?

Hopefully, not past this coming Saturday.

If he ran afoul of the NBA's policy (as he did in 2001), a suspension would be announced for a drug policy violation, but the NBA would not elaborate on the details (i.e., what drug, or what kind of violation). Most people could infer from the details of the suspension what the violation was - again, as happened with…

Smiles for Butterstick Redux. Sadly, he did have a twin who was stillborn last night though :((

You just had to ruin my happy thought, didn't you? :)

Oh, there's no question Kris Jenner is behind the TMZ stories this weekend. Harvey Levin (the TMZ founder) co-hosted her shitty talk show a week or so ago.

"Anytime I've ever heard [bababooey], it's after the club has made contact with the ball."

I don't know, I've had margaritas across the spectrum, from a dive-y cantina to the high-end Rosa Mexicano, and while you are right - absolutely don't settle for swill in making them (or any mixed drink, for that matter) - I'd just rather have my Patrón straight up.