I have to give you props for having a good sense of humor about all of this.

Oh dear. How can I put this gently?

Well, at least you owned up to it :)

I really want to know what bozo starred this comment.

Agreed. I'd much rather deal with the low-key spectator reading between lulls in activity than the jagoffs taking pictures of each other during the **entire** game (making sure, of course, to immediately upload them to Facebook) and never once turning to the field to take note of the action.

I was all excited about this, but by the time I turned, Dr. Oz was staring out from the screen. I'd rather watch the white Bronco drive to a Honey Farms.

From what I know, the team wanted to move its campaign towards digital platforms, and Arnold pitched a more cohesive strategy moving forward to meet that need than Mullen.

I've never heard that claim. The Bruins dumped the agency who made them, though, and they haven't been done since.

Is this being published by The Onion?

No question was asked. The news was on and Serena began commenting on the story, unprompted.

Enjoy! I was watching it live and it was fantastically intense given how close to the end of regulation it was.

I love Phil but seriously, you can always pinpoint the moment he crashes, the crazy smile starts and he starts screaming about the "invisible fire" inside his head.

I still have fond memories of the asshole yelling "Mrs. Doubtfire" at Colin Montgomerie back in the day.

Why can't they ban the "get in the hole!" guy?

Is Rickie Fowler determined to never let anyone think of anyone other than Noonan in "Caddyshack" when they see him?

Or a babysitter.