Was Marion Bartoli's pussy unavailable?

If Naismith hadn't been so careless with his roe while penning this, LeBron wouldn't be half the player he is today.

Fuck the jokes, man. I'm going home to hug my kids.

It's a hollow gesture by the Astros to bring in an inflation hawk twelve years after Ken Caminiti left town.

After gently blowing the tarp about for a bit, the wind picks up, with extra lightning in center field for flare, and completely swallows every member of the grounds crew