I once gave my wife a dutch oven.

What is this? A room for ants?!

It costs $10,000, not hundreds. At $16 a day you would have to use it every day for 2 years to be worth it.

no

I mean, us pleabs can still fly almost anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours for less than $1,500. That’s historically unprecendented and we’re priviledged to live in such times.

For the 0.0001%, maybe. The rest of us can get fucked.

You’re welcome.

or you can turn your tv off completely, and then go to sleep...

Your average casual American soccer fan knows who Karim Benzema is, he’s very famous and very successful.

You use toilet, then flush. Instead of the toilet filling the tank as usual, it pumps it out of the faucet where you can wash your hands in the 10-20 seconds it takes to fill the tank again. The water that you used to wash your hands then falls into the tank as usual. When you flush again, it flushes the “grey” water…

OK. I’m fine with that then. The other way.......well, that makes me nervous.

Zenati: I also have a sextape featuring Ribery.

Sucks when things don’t go Uruguay.

He would look pretty good in a Bournemouth shirt, I agree.

Why does it always take decades of science, and gigabytes of research for those cryptic verses to finally make sense?!

I think you’ve seen the version I wear...

Two major problems.