"___ just fucked us."

All I can gather is that this guy is mad that people paid more attention to the penny arcade guys than his card game booth. At the penny arcade expo.

Man, again no crazy pedestrians and arm the pedestrians. Those were some good times in vice city.

That was a lot of typing, considering you failed to make a reasonable point.

THE BMW E24 IS A SAINT!!

Ohey pedobear!

It's hard to tell from this video what is actually happening, but it seems like:

(Goes to hospital. Gets chest X-ray.)
Doctor: Maxyenko, I've got good news and bad news. What do you want to here first?
Maxyenko: Just give it to me straight Doc.
Doctor: Well, (sits down) we found the gif.
Maxyenko: Well that's great! Where?
Doctor: That's the bad news...
Maxyenko: Go on, spit it out!
Doctor: It's... It's…

No. this one makes me feel way worse. Because of the arrogant prick who is trying to push his agenda. If I was that women, I would have refused it. Also, if you're going to try and make a statement, stop reading from your 'script', shut your damn kids up, get a camera that doesn't make noise, and get that other…

Nope, I feel worse. Mostly for the poor kids this idiot is home-schooling.

Much of the discussion here overlooks Ram's large and powerful push into commercial sales. They've restructured and have regional fleet peeps who have one job: sell all-white heavy dutys.
They, Ram, just shot an entire new campaign focused on their commercial lineup. One, its a profitable play, selling 20-30 trucks in…

Oh, there's so many...

I'd love to see a factory SHOgun made from a Ecoboost in the back of a Fiesta, I'd love to see a modern Ranchero, I'd love a shooting brake based on the Mustang chassis (though not a variant of the Mustang), I'd love to see a full sized RWD car again... So many dreams, so little time.

- pocket notebook - YN 560-III speedlite, RF-602 wireless trigger - Beike BK-555 traveller's tripod - Hoya PRO1digital ND filter - Coleman first aid tin - secondary flashlight - paper towel

Wow this is a boring comment.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

Will this help me get Jalopnik Gold?

Texas has some of the biggest markets behind LA, NY and Chicago, and in those other major markets Tesla has already overcome the big hurdles. I'm in Houston, and there's a HUGE demand for the Model S, and there are over 100 already driving around here despite the hurdles that buyers must go through.…

That's your opinion and it's wrong.

Cumswap.

As a reader of Jalopnik I find this whole sorority house drama full of nepotism, insider dealings, exploitation, and bruised egos at a car club super entertaining. It's like those HOA stories where some little dictator finds a way to turn hedge trimming regulations into an income stream to build his greenhouse - but…