Please do not feel like an idiot when you are not the one who named a child Ginger with a J.

You bet I can. Jana, the future Mrs. Touchdown Jesus, is the oldest Duggar daughter. Jill is the second-oldest, and Jessa the third. Jessa was the first daughter to begin courting, and she did so with a 19-year-old idiot named Ben Seewald (pronounced Bin Seewaaaaald) who is unable to string together a full sentence…

Oh my gosh can you imagine if Jana pairs up with Tim Tebow and Jessa is stuck with that doofus Ben? Jessa doesn't even get the mansion like Jill does. And if this Tim Tebow business is true does that mean Jinger has dibs on Skylar Weiss? Anyone else out there willing to admit they've seen every episode of 19 Kids and…

Calling Nasri Atweh a 'white reggae bro' is an interesting choice.

Underserved.

Double recommend, then. I always had a soft spot for Zac too but I will say I was pleasantly surprised by how hot grown-up Isaac turned out to be.

Before I recommend your comment I'm going to need to know if you would have specifically voted for Taylor.

I understand you've all been working hard to promote the Jezebel: Now Less White identity, but I don't know that this is the way to do it.

He wasn't yelling at Peter Ruicci (reporter) over the post-game questions, really, he was reacting to this column.

I would, but that carefully groomed stubble is a mark of low moral character.

I'm sure ol' Jez would love it if Taylor Swift were singing about poverty, school budget cuts and the perils of being a person of color in New York.

I'm generally not a fan of the Pinteresty Inception-style let's see how much shit we can cram inside of some other shit recipes, but slutty brownies are a food of the fat gods.

I obviously have a bias here, but it was criminal to rank that fucking nerd Mallory ahead of Stacey. She made being a math-whiz cool.

1. Didn't even make it to the first chorus on this vid. Yikes. Know your range. 2. Why aren't you giving Taylor Swift any credit for writing this song, instead opting to give all of the credit to Max Martin and Shellback? She's not Beyonce. If her name is on a song, she wrote it.

Yeah I feel like this season is being cast by my libido.

For a site so annoyed by white people, you sure do hire a lot of them.

I'm loving her look too. Can anyone ID that dress?

I knew you weren't looking for help, I just thought that if there were an easy way I could, I would. It wouldn't be much but my offer stands indefinitely. I could email a Walmart gift card.

Do you have paypal?

Still on the team.