I still stand by my long-time theory that when Big Boss wakes up in the hospital, that's when Keef takes over, since BB's entire muscle structure would have atrophied, including his voice.

It's become a common practice across Gawker's entire primary family as of late.

Watch the series. You're sorely missing out on a real character-driven plot with plenty of action and focus on AI.

Such a fantastic scene from the series.

You got off light. My job we had someone unknown who had completely shitbombed the bathroom stall. Four walls, ceiling, floor, all covered in exploding diarrhea. I'd go into more, but I added my tale in the top thread Schrier started, if you're interested in the horrible details.

I hear ya. I was assistant manager for our entertainment store and it was a slow afternoon. An older woman came in with two young kids about five, six years of age and as I suspected correctly she was their grandmother. She wanted a movie for them but had no idea what.

Someone absolutely destroyed a bathroom stall at one of my old jobs—wall-to-wall-to ceiling feces everywhere. I mean, there's exploding diarrhea and then there's hitting the roof eight feet over your head. Either this person has a rocket launcher for an ass or actively flung their waste around and onto the ceiling.

You're absolutely right. Hang on to your consoles and enjoy fond memories of gaming yore.

David Fincher was directing his first full-length feature film with Alien3, and the script was getting too much "input" from studio heads, and writers were giving up and walking off. Fincher was essentially left holding the bag and he himself had to write up a fair amount of the story during filming—in other words,…

Eh, if I want destruction, I'll go pop in Red Faction: Guerilla. SO many things to destroy in so many different ways. Sticky bombs, rockets, nano machine rifles that eat through anything, all while usually under fire and a world of citizens panicking or joining the fight...

Those corkscrews are a thing of beauty in motion.

Holy crap, that truck stopped on a dime! I thought she was done for.

Why are you afraid of using Anselmo's name? Sorry, but he got it right. We'll have to agree to disagree.

Dangit. I always imagined the cup had this kind of sugar wafer bar element to it.

Crack Life from a few years ago is equally messed up.

Seriously, you want Bubba Duck episodes?

Whatever—John Noble as the voice of Scarecrow? First-day buy.

Tony Anselmo nailed Donald. Just because you may not understand what he's saying doesn't make it wrong—he's always had that problem. In fact, if you skip to 14:45 in this video, you'll see they even featured his impediment as the main focus of that particular cartoon. It's embedded into the character's disposition.

These guys would like to have a word with you.

Disney's not afraid of traditional animation when it comes to TV—just turn on XD and try to find a CG cartoon that's still on it. In fact, looking over the history of their shows the past few years it's the CG ones that fail often within a year while the traditional ones like Kick Buttowski, Wander Over Yonder and…