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Inerestingly all Ray Rice merch has been removed, but searching still turns up all customizable Ravens gear, as if to say "g'head, you can make a Rice jersey if you like."

Was she herself small-chested? Or bosomy like you? Maybe she had personal issues she projected onto you. Jealousy or self-depreciation perhaps.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who noticed that snippet.

Better? No. Lesser of two evils? Most likely.

I have to say, it's a brilliant move on Rauner's part to get the soft, ultra-conservative truck-drivin' chubs south of Will County that worship anything Bears to vote for him; and let me tell you—there are a lot of those types once you head south of Chicago.

The purple plaid golf pants are a huge tipoff.

Oh my. As a lifetime Chicagoan, I wholeheartedly approve this 'shop.

Intelligent and funny. Refreshing.

Don't anyone else bother—the contest is over.

Seeing Jackie pull off Chun-Li perfectly is oddly arousing.

I can't believe they're trying to remake this. Personally I'd rather see Alex's son having to take over the reigns of a starfighter and blow Xur away once and for all. Won't be the same though without Robert Preston.

Aladdin's Castles were everywhere! I remember mine having honest-to-goodness bumper cars in the back of the arcade around 1980, until they were replaced by a second room of games. Mine had everything to play—the hot stuff was up front (usually the 4-player Konami flavor of the month) along with unique high-priced

You'd be correct about Galloping Ghost. Any other run-of-the-mill arcade at this point's going to have old standbys like a Pac-Man with some sort of car racing game (usually these days it's the Fast and Furious Cruisin' USA knockoff) and maybe a Police Trainer game (those things are everywhere) and little else. You'd

No, the real issue here is how Gergo Vas has this hard-on for posting every piece this particular artist puts out. They're awful to look at, totally unrealistic, and make all the characters look "perfect" despite the fact that most of these shows designed characters to stand out for their unique looks and body shapes,

Damn long-haired hippie!

What, no "porntipsguzzardo"?

LAST year? Try the past four! I could fly you and your family out for as many times as he did it.

Oh god, after they changed the rule about kickoffs (mostly due to him—I mean seriously, one man literally changed the game!) I got so sick of playing my Hester game which was "Run Backwards, Sideways, or Take a Knee?"—the guy never got ANYWHERE after the rule, and was retrofitted into WR which he failed at.

Offenbach's "Can Can Music" was playing when I came upon this article, which perfectly syncs with the tower of twitchers.