yo but a poptart with real strawberry bits? come on

The author obviously doesn’t.

I love that picture. 

Even when you’re a Whale the chances of being happy with a Gacha Game aren’t all that good.

Just to clarify, are you suggesting that she did not, in fact, take the most private jet trips this year, and that these bloggers are lying? Or, she actually did take the most private jet trips this year, but each of her 170+ trips was an attempt to escape this warzone you speak of, and each time she discovered,…

I saw a tweet that said the new movie should stop in the middle and make everyone in the theater schedule a time to finish it.

And still set the trap off in the end

and spend 2 hours debating on how and if they should open each and every door they come across

Looking into it, the controls seem to work if I disable AdBlock and reload the page (and watch the ad that runs before the video). Which, yeah, checks out.

A time traveler stumbles into the world, disoriented. Wild eyed, he scrambles to find something, anything to tell him when he is now. So many attempts, so many failures.

Maybe in the 80s? Im a 90s kid so I only know this as a Strawberry Shortcake bar

Choco Taco, much like the Klondike Bar itself, has been getting smaller and more crappy for like 15+ years now. The last time I had a Choco Taco, it didn’t even have a crunch to it, the ‘taco shell’ part was soggy and paste like.

I feel like you haven’t adequately explained “the catch” here: After 2 hours, the game becomes impossible to win. You have 2 hours to beat it and refund it or you fail the game entirely.

Challenge not accepted!

Since cars can outrun any human, why continue competing in track.

Chance of a professional streamer having a Gearbox dev-buffed loot-drop setting on his account making freakishly unlikely loot drop waaaay more likely while on stream: 1 in 1.

While they were streaming, even! 

And of course, it dropped for one of their most well-known streamers.

“Payments per unit range are expected to range from $0.55 to $33"

Morissette has stayed mum (and the lyrics don’t name any names),
What? Obviously you never saw the rough draft: