I’m going to call Louie Anderson a crossdresser...Oh, wait, he’s making a successful go with that on his TV show Baskets. I wonder how much longer that’ll go before something comes out about him and Jeffrey Tambour...

I used to like it.

I kinda want to see it to see him make fun of these idiots, but at the same time...ugh. It makes me think back to the days when I worked in Customer Service, and thought, “People can’t REALLY be this stupid.”

That’s something I didn’t notice until last weekend, when the wife and I decided to go drink some mead and cider at one of the local craft breweries.

(I live in Vista, CA - within a 5 mi. radius of my apartment, there are easily 30 different breweries serving different types of alcoholic refreshment)

I remember when I had oral surgery for my wisdom teeth being removed, the doctors prescribed some antibiotics. Apparently, one of the teeth was impacted, and there was a pus pocket that they found, so better to be safe than sorry, right?

Calm your tits, men. It’s not happening everywhere. Costco’s got regional changes; what happens in Seattle area may not affect Costco in Phoenix or Los Angeles.

The mentions of the berry sundae and the chocolate being pulled, well, that’s happened at ONE of the 5 Costcos in San Diego that I know of. The others have had…

And you left out Jerry Coleman’s “Oh, Doctor, you can hang a star on that one!”

<sarcasm on>

Can’t we be like Mister Rogers and just share a pool with a person of color? I don’t care, honestly, what color you are if you want to swim in the same pool as me. I just don’t want them to pee in the pool. Then again, I don’t want ANYONE to pee in the pool, regardless of color; you see that in the light bottomed…

Ok. I’m not gonna call someone on using a pool (unless it’s the one at my parents’ house, and they’re a stranger to me, which has happened before) in the heat of the summer. IT’S FUCKING HOT, PEOPLE! COLOR BE DAMNED, LET THEM COOL THE FUCK OFF! Maybe if you jumped in the pool and cooled off, you wouldn’t be so willing…

Evel’s jumping was mostly before my time, but even growing up in the 80's, I knew who Evel Knievel was. I remember watching his jumps on ABC’s Wide World of Sports, or other daredevils who would do similar things, and it was just so neat to me to see these guys land.

Ok. Post-Apocalyptic storytime...

Let’s ask Black Cat.

I didn’t think I would like her as much as I did, but she was great! Lots of little bits of snark from her, like the “sneakers”. :)

I remember seeing a kid at a pizza joint, one who wasn’t even of drinking age yet, proudly sporting his “Make America Great Again” hat, shortly before the election. Two older white women (they looked to be in their late 50's, early 60's) asked, “So you’re a Trump Supporter, huh?” to which the kid went off with a bunch…

Wow...Who knew that comics weren’t supposed to be funny anymore?

Back in the early 20th century, they had “automats”. You’d go up, look at the windows, put in your money, and open it up to pull out a meal. Yes, they had someone in the back preparing it, but they’d make a bunch of different things like burgers, or sandwiches, and you’d go up to the window, put your nickels in, and…

$5.50 for a chili cheese footlong? Ok. $5.50 for a bacon wrapped “Sonora Dog”, where they put some sort of reddish brown aioli (it’s like spicy mayo; I’m not sure what’s in it, but it’s DAMN tasty), pico de gallo, and maybe some avocado or guacamole, depending on the stand? That’s a deal.

This is why I like Costco. $1.50 for a hot dog (or polish sausage) AND a drink.

I liked Greg The Bunny...Unfortunately, when it came back on IFC, it wasn’t the same show. Titus was dark (but then, Christopher Titus’ life has been pretty effed up to begin with) and I liked it; Firefly was...Well, it got screwed with the order the episodes were played. Fox doesn’t seem to like playing well with…