This is why I like Costco. $1.50 for a hot dog (or polish sausage) AND a drink.

That’s just it. I don’t think it’s ALL Midwest people. Just the ones elected to represent the Midwesterners.

Well, with what you’ve just said, no, it really doesn’t. One man who sits on a golden shitter can veto it all and to hell with what the public wants.

That, I don’t understand. Why would people in the Midwest oppose a dumb pipe of Internet? They’d rather have you pay more for the ability to use Skype, because you’re circumventing POTS phone service to use voice over IP technology? Or pay more to gain access to video streaming services like Netflix, which requires a…

Hot damn. A step in the right direction! I know it’s not the end all be all, but it means there’s hope.

I liked Greg The Bunny...Unfortunately, when it came back on IFC, it wasn’t the same show. Titus was dark (but then, Christopher Titus’ life has been pretty effed up to begin with) and I liked it; Firefly was...Well, it got screwed with the order the episodes were played. Fox doesn’t seem to like playing well with…

My wife said, “Oh, thank god I wear hearing aids. Anyone asks me, I’m going to tell them I heard static and that one of my hearing aids is on the fritz. After that goddamn dress debacle, I don’t want to get into THIS.”

Well, Jerusalem’s a mess to begin with, when you have a good portion of the world’s religions pointing to it as the birthplace of their religion.

I’m sorry, maybe I’m really stupid on this. My understanding of Embassies are that they’re to promote diplomacy and peace, goodwill and conversation between nations, right? I mean, they’re technically a different country on foreign soil (i.e., the U.S. Embassy in Germany is U.S. soil, and the French Embassy in Los…

Proximity keys + remote start in the wintertime.

My two favorite stories:

My wife asked me what the “Traction” button was in my ‘07 Mustang GT, the first time she’d ever ridden in the car with me.

Not necessarily. I’ve got a feeling there was a “split” of the universes, and the “half” got split off into another multiverse. This way, we can have Strange, Peter, Groot, et al. come back...

I wouldn’t mind a PS4 Pro, but I can’t justify $400 for a new one. Nor can I convince my wife that I need a new PS4 when “the current one works JUST FINE!”

Ok, so...Dumb question - aren’t all of these skimmers just things that have gone on OVER the current card readers? At least, that’s what I saw them looking like in various news stories - if that’s the case, shouldn’t I be able to pull them off or wiggle them when I go to run my card through the reader?

Ok. ONLY time I can see calling someone about an illegal grill in an area is if there’s a bunch of dry material around where they’re trying to cook.

Oh, to hell with it. Trump’s not making America great again. I can’t see proof of that with things like Boeing losing money, and him wanting to start a war with N. Korea...I SERIOUSLY doubt that Kim Jong Un is going to suddenly sing all of the praises of America because he’s meeting with Trump, when just a few months…

I had to break on A Game of Thrones, multiple times. It took me nearly a year to read that, because it just felt SO slow. Some of the other books moved faster, and my father found the same issues as I did, which made me feel better, and told me it wasn’t just me suffering through it.

Well...see, there I’ve got to point out that sometimes, a pizza can take 30+ minutes.

I think it’s acceptable if you’re at a sit-down restaurant and you’re ordering something that SHOULD be out in a reasonably short amount of time. I went to a Chili’s a few weeks back with my wife and they took nearly 30 minutes to get out our dinner - I had ordered chicken fingers and my wife had gotten fajitas. It…

That, they have done SO well with. I was thoroughly impressed.