LOL that’s great, man. :) And it brings up that my mom went to the doctor last week because she was feeling pain in her shoulder. The doctor was going to give her a cortisone injection, until my father said, “Wait, doc. I think I know why her shoulder’s hurting her.”

HELL NO. That dog’s mouth has licked its own ass. It’s eaten cat crap. It’s licked the cat’s ass. I KNOW where that mouth has been, and that is EXACTLY why the dog does not get to “Kiss” my face.

Thanks Adam...I read over this hoping that SOMETHING would spark me for my mother’s Christmas gift, other than “Oh, I could use some Tupperware, and some paints to paint rocks...Oh, and if you find any neat looking rocks that look like something, I’ll take those to paint on!”

(Seriously. The rocks are a thing. If…

One of the neatest things I saw in Las Vegas was the Atomic Testing Museum, and they had videos of some of testing they did, along with “atomic bomb viewing parties” that they had during the early days of Vegas. The videos were really cool to see, but at the same time scary as hell, because you’d see trees/brush and…

LOL my wife sent me a cell phone video (because who doesn’t use their phone while they’re on the porcelain throne?) where she’s holding the door shut and a paw is reaching under the door to try and get to her.

The videos are...I’m not sure how to explain how I feel about some of them. It’s like there’s a morbid beauty to them, where you know that the explosions are causing untold destruction and the potential for death is incredible. But at the same time, seeing the slow motion shots of the explosions and the symmetry, when…

Been there too, with the cat. Being a male, I sometimes just lift the lid to take care of business, and being a kitten, he’s curious about EVERYTHING - and has nearly been peed on multiple times.

Knowing my cat, he’ll figure out how to enter the security code and get in. He’s smart - my wife has been training him on how to open drawers with a treat dispenser meant for our dog.

I used to pull them all the way down to my ankles.

That anime thing was one of the biggest WTF things, almost worse than Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Highlander was great. Still blows my mind that Kurgan is the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob Squarepants, though. :)

I told my wife that I would move to Canada on the basis of them having Tim Horton’s alone...Poutine and hockey are just bonuses. :)

And all of a sudden I’m seeing Brendan Frasier playing Dudley Do-Right all over again.

I get that...that’s how my dad said my grandfather explained it to him. Different era, and at that time, it was polite.

April’s website, Regretsy, is now defunct; however, all of the things she posted on there were pulled straight from the weird shit she found on Etsy (necklaces made from cat hairballs, handmade merkins..There’s a weird factor to Etsy - don’t say I didn’t warn you!)

Walking Dead spoiler - A zombie dies. LOL

Ok....The only thing the A-Wing is good for is an actual RC flying vehicle. Its shape is easier to fly and land than an X-Wing’s.

Hulk poodles and “My dad’s some sort of weird nature god” were two MAJOR things that movie didn’t need. The first, that was where I went, “What the frak?!? What the hell is this? REALLY?!? This is why we don’t have Krypto in the Superman movies; it’s STUPID.”

I was at the Comic-Con panel for that film, and Ang Lee showed up to talk about it. We got no pictures of the Hulk, just a few pictures of the “destroyed” sets where Hulk smashed up Betty’s house in SF.

Fun fact - Edgar Bergen’s daughter went on to do some quite famous acting roles, most notably as Murphy Brown. Yep, Candice Bergen.

I still wonder whether we’re going to get Matthew Broderick or Wil Wheaton cameos in the movie. I knew Ernie Cline said he wanted Matt in the movie.