Keep in mind that “sunny and 75 every day” means we have what’s called a “sunshine tax”. Everything’s more friggin’ expensive out here. Buying a 2 bdr/2 ba CONDO (not even a house, but a crappy condo) in anything up from the ghetto (and I DO mean GHETTO, as in, “Don’t go outside at night!” ghetto) is a minimum $275k..
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On his “Hotline to Hell”? Well, maybe...But the better money is on Fidel’s brother Raul.
Damn. Who’s cutting onions??? Stop it! It’s making my eyes water! No, I’m not crying, it’s those onions!
The video was definitely powerful in pointing out what we missed.
I get why they played it out the way they did. It was the same sort of thing they did with Hitchcock and Tippie Hedren in The Birds, or Alan Rickman being dropped on the count of 2 instead of the count of 3 in Die Hard.
“$38,000.”
“Let me jokingly counteroffer at $150,000, and you’ll say that’s absurdly high, and then you’ll throw out a slightly better offer and I’ll accept.”
I remember in junior high, there was a girl who I was friends with. Not good friends, more like I’d see her every once in a while outside of school, and her parents knew my parents.
I’m sure Amy Ford got it just as bad when Gerald Ford was President; Dubya’s daughters were called party animals. (Of course, they looked like two stereotypical “hot college girls”, from what places like TMZ and the like were saying; I remember seeing them when I was in my early 20's, full of hormones, and thinking…
Right on...I actually have some leftover teflon tape for the threads on my airbrush compressor; I can probably just use a few winds of that over the threads on my showerhead and it’ll work wonderfully!
Right on...I actually have some leftover teflon tape for the threads on my airbrush compressor; I can probably just…
NICE!!! I was able to purchase it. :) I HATE the water head I’ve got on there now; it’s got an aerator to make it feel like a lot more water is flowing than it is (which is fine), but the entire head is probably only an inch in diameter, so it’s more like a garden hose is spraying some water and air on your back.
NICE!!! I was able to purchase it. :) I HATE the water head I’ve got on there now; it’s got an aerator to make it…
Sold out...I just tried to buy one and the only option is a used one in “very good” condition.
Sold out...I just tried to buy one and the only option is a used one in “very good” condition.
Love my Airport Extreme, even though it seems that Apple is quietly killing the router dept...
Love my Airport Extreme, even though it seems that Apple is quietly killing the router dept...
How about cider, or egg nog? Alcoholic drinks are one of the few ways I’m going to make it through the holidays with my in-laws, and I say give me something tasty to go with!
I remember my grandmother telling me before she passed away, how things were in Hawaii.
My grandmother was having her 13th birthday party outside in Hilo, HI, on Dec. 7th, 1941. Her grandfather ran a sugarcane plantation, and she’d had several of the workers’ children there at her party; they were her friends,…
Well, actually, I WOULD say I didn’t like Jim Carrey and his standup, and his Ace Ventura - it’s pretty much him (in some cases, quite literally) talking out of his ass. I thought he was much better in The Majestic than he was in Ace Ventura, but apparently the vast majority of people want to see him be a funny man…
Ok...I gotta hand it to this guy with his mailbox - that’s pretty much a big middle finger to the neighborhood. :)
As for his neighbors, to some extent I can see their point.
No, swearing and jokes about race have their place in comedy. It can sometimes be a way to address the elephant in the room. Carlin’s “7 Words You Can’t Say On Television” is hilarious to me.
What I find pointless is when you have a comedian who thinks swearing in and of itself is funny, or that it’s their right to…
Carlos Mencia pushes it way too far. Chappelle does his own race things, and while he’s not blatantly offensive and blue like say, Bob Saget (I understand it’s the complete opposite of his “Danny Tanner” persona, but there’s GOT to be something else to your routine than dropping F-bombs every other word), I just don’t…
I kinda feel the same way. It seems like a lot of comedians take their race and twist it to be the main focus of their act - Dave Chappelle, Jeff Foxworthy, George Lopez, Dat Phan (in case you don’t know the name, he was the winner of the first season of Last Comic Standing - I know him because I went to high school…
And no one cares about your trolling, so...I guess we’re even?