>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Im bummed the deadspin boys spent so much time telling Simmons to fuck off- they are legit better and funner than 75%of the ringer crew, and I’ll miss reading them.

Fuck Spamfeller. NOT “sticking to sports” is (was?) the best part of Deadspin. You can get box scores anywhere. At least we’ll still have NPR’s Only A Game.

Is it the new movie about two absolute idiots who manage to fail upward and land a left-leaning media property that they immediately set about to turning into a radioactive shithole they wouldn’t be able to give away at this point?

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

1st Gear-

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

I said in the news post on the list that was announced but I am sad that the Happiest Millionaire isn’t on the list. Also sad that Condorman is missing.

Not alone.

Co-signed.

Seconded. 

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

Good.

Assault and battery.

I was in a NYC taxi twice. Both were some of the worst maintained cars I’ve ever been in. This is coming from someone who spent most of his life in Eastern Europe (Georgia).