I’m usually turned off by “I can’t stop watching...” clickbait headlines, but I have to admit I watched that several times.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Wow, I didn’t realize that Bartolo, Giancarlo, and Alex were white guys now.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

I don’t comment online

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

to each their own, of course, but i happen to think that both of his knees are quite lovely, emma.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

The dude who voted for Carlos Lee is my personal hero

“But will Mother let him?”

Coldstone.

6'3", 285 lbs.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

Terribly sad. Terribly sad and also pretty funny.

I think the gist is that Kevin Durant decided to join a superteam in Golden State rather than deal with a pouty ass teammate in the heart of Red State, USA, and thus deserves scorn for everything he does from now until eternity.